Gender Reveal Parties

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Corky Bucek, Oct 8, 2016.

  1. TC

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  2. zeberdee

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    a fucking cannon
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Great Lakes, suboptimal dams and artillery
     
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  4. ashy larry

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    so was it a boy or girl
     
  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    White people need to calm the fuck down with the explosives at these things. They're either killing themselves or starting raging wildfires.
     
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    This shit is so fucking stupid

     
  8. DUCKMOUTH

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    What a shitty way to go. Dude probably didn’t want to even do one, but was trying to appease the wife
     
  9. Emma

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    At least they didn't burn down a forest this time
     
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  10. blind dog

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    some asshole that lives in my neighborhood did a gender reveal party with tannerite. it shook our entire house and they live over 400 yards away

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  11. Bruce Bowen

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    That's a Target brand SHS
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  12. CF3234

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    nothing says class like a trucker cap and upside down glasses on top for family photos that will last a lifetime.
     
  13. Pasta88

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    Rifles or Roses? :blech:
     
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    What is wrong with roses?
     
  15. HowdyHorns

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    Yeah the hat and glasses are the glaring issue with that photo.
     
  16. CF3234

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    just adding to the list.
     
  17. Daddy Rabbit

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    For real. Dude is still rocking his Trump 2020 hat.

    Fucker doesn't even have a Trump 2024 hat yet. SMDH.
     
  18. blind dog

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    I can't wait to wear my Baylor 81 Arkansas 72 shirt
     
  19. Bruce Bowen

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    I rock this in all important family photos
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  20. Bruce Wayne

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  21. blind dog

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    guess I got off lucky
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    A pink mushroom cloud envelopes my city. I turn to my vaporized wife, “looks like it’s a Braycleigh, babe”
     
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  23. Handcuffed

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    that can't be good for the baby
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    "Reighfyl"

    Pronounced, "rifle"
     
  25. timo

    timo molto bene
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  26. Walt Disney

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    Just read that this also cracked a lot of homes’ foundation :loldog:
     
  27. Clown Baby

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  28. MORBO!

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    80 pounds! Holy fuck

    How does that not get you a visit from the Feds?
     
  29. CF3234

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    that's just painful
     
  30. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Agreed. Barstool fucking sucks.
     
  31. CF3234

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    thank you for commenting on the messenger rather than laughing at two soon to be parents who hilariously failed at their gender reveal.
     
  32. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Cheer up, buddy. It was a throwaway misdirection joke that wasn’t even aimed at you.
     
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  33. Boo MFer!

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    I got scared when he came closer to hitting the dog than the ball. :ohdear:
     
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  34. ashy larry

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    she had that 12-6 curve working
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    She took my dick from 12 to 6 if that’s what you mean.
     
  36. Bruce Bowen

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  37. Boo MFer!

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    Lol I love when this thread is bumped.
     
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  38. One Two

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  39. audrew

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  40. blind dog

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    That’s actually hilarious
     
  41. Nandor the Relentless

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    No wild fire? People really slacking with their gender reveals these days
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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    Not gonna lie. This was amazing.
     
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  43. RockHardJawn39

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    I'd like to know how much rehearsal time that required because they nailed it.
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    Distracting the ref and the manager coming in with the chair was incredible.
     
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  45. blind dog

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    Wait it wasn’t real?
     
  46. CF3234

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    Yea. This gender reveal wins for being extremely complex while not taking itself too seriously.
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

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  48. audrew

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    Want there to be a last second swerve in the delivery room and when they expect the girl…

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