general soccer lighthearted bullshit topic: where chums can chit-chat

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Taques, Jul 4, 2010.

  1. derfish

    derfish Well-Known Member
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    All that’s missing is the Benny Hill music.
     
  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I remember watching this on bourbon st.
     
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  3. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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  4. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Fuck me, was my last my semester in college watched this at my fraternity house time flies.

     
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  5. CoastalOrange

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    nexus
     
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  6. nexus

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    I didn’t know you back in ‘12 but I’m sure I would have hated you then too
     
  7. CoastalOrange

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    That does seem likely, though, in fairness, you hate everyone so I don't particularly feel special.
     
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  8. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    That’s a lot of people

     
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  9. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    They really went for it

     
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  10. nexus

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  11. BayouMafia

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  12. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    that video quality really brings back memories.

    also calling the Copa Sudamericana an "utterly obscure South American cup match" is kind of rude.
     
  13. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    When shithousery goes wrong
     
  14. SugarShaun

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  15. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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  16. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    The power of super agents, man.

    Why do the clubs p(l)ay ball like this?



    That was the number Mino Raiola, Haaland’s agent, who passed away at the end of last month, had given to interested parties. City themselves only learned the true figure — €60 million, or £51 million — relatively recently.​

    City were never going to pay anything above the amount specified in a legal document but the commissions were harder to tame. In total, another €40 million (£34 million) will be paid to Raiola’s operation, now fronted up by the lawyer Rafaela Pimenta, who finalised negotiations in recent weeks, and Haaland’s father.​
     
  17. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    Money is no object and Pep needs that champions league trophy
     
  18. zeberdee

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    all things considered it's still a good price that City are paying.

    it's just shitty how it gets divided up.
     
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  19. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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  20. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I can't tell if this is satire

     
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  21. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    damn he fine
     
  22. SugarShaun

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  23. nexus

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    this is a real life version of Brian’s safari hat from I Think You Should Leave
     
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  24. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Surely there’s A better angle out there somewhere

     
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  25. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  26. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Really brave for a 17 year old kid

     
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  27. steamengine

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    Some tough replies to it of course that I won’t post

     
  28. SugarShaun

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  29. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  30. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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  31. nexus

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    you can't understand anything they're saying because their Scots but the emotion still translates

     
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  32. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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  33. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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  34. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Then Senegal shows why it’s so hard to come out
     
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  35. Gunners

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    The responses to it are also very disturbing
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Just put it in the MLS thread because Pipé was cut by KC 2 years ago. Don’t see too many 3/4 field goals nowadays.

     
  37. Corky Bucek

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  38. RockHardJawn39

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    So much better than the other calls
     
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  39. BayouMafia

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    Sorry Jean-Ralphio tough season. A few games ended with some late goals given up that could have made the difference like the late one at Viborg a few weeks ago. Glad you guys could end with a win though.
     
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  40. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    We got robbed against Viborg twice. up 2-1 in both, get a red card in both, Clear handball before a penalty in the first one (penalty was bullshit without the handball too) second game clear assist by hand.

    We sucked for too much of the year. it just sucks looking back on those too games.

    Time to clean house and start over, we have way too many bad players, but i think we’ll get promoted after next season anyway, we’re too strong/rich to stay down.
     
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  41. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    AC Milan robbing us of another nail biter today in Serie A by putting the title race to bed inside the first ~35 mins

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  42. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    handsome-ass Giroud doing his bit to take the nerves out
     
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  43. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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  44. SugarShaun

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    Fitting that with how today went for City, Mario had himself a day.

    5 goals and did this

     
  45. DirtBall

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    That’s so awesome
     
  46. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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