George Santos Thread

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    “Glad you like it. I actually designed it.” - George Santos
     
  2. roggins

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    Nah no disorder. He’s just a politician.
     
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  3. Sir Phobos

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    if there's one thing to be learned since 2016 happened, it is that nobody is even remotely close to this smart in American politics.
     
  4. NilesIrish

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    Not shitting on you but statements like this “both sides” extreme liars and lead to people accepting shit like Trump.
     
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  5. Jake Barnes

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    The man is absolutely a pathological liar by the most clinical definition.

    The breadth and scope of it is far beyond anything that would simply be advantageous to his career; he’s lying about things that can provide no benefit to him at all.
     
  6. roggins

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    You’re right. I’m just so disillusioned by the whole system. We are held captive by a broken system. The GOP is the more evil of the two. I’m just defeated by our government in general.
     
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  7. Doyle McPoyle

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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    Yeah its p funny he won an election
     
  9. Tommy Jefferson

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    I didn’t expect him to come clean on this. There was enough makeup and the video was just grainy enough I think he had plausible deniability, or at least no comments.
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    So when do the chants from the GOP and anit-pedo/grooming lunatics calling for his removal start to get loud? It's not like he's pivotal or a deciding vote
     
  11. aisle seven

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    Never. Never give ground on anything.
     
  12. mmm

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    That would make the GOP hypocritical. Surely you jest.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    they ran a literal pedo for senate. Walker paid multiple abortions. The GOP are hypocrites who always put party over country so if he stays in line, never.
     
  14. Beeds07

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    As long as it doesn’t affect them they will ignore.
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but the minute he gets on the bad side of foxnews it's over
     
  16. Prospector

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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    They arent throwing him out lmbo
     
  18. The Banks

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    I mean there’s always the Madison Cawthorn route of snitching to get the boot.
     
  19. zeberdee

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    he can’t even be a credible snitch at this point.
     
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  20. The Banks

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    Touché
     
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  21. Tommy Jefferson

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    It’s the perfect crime. Tell people about the cocaine sex parties and the public won’t even believe him. It actually would be more likely they aren’t happening than they are.
     
  22. Sir Phobos

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    from this time but he has quite the past and I think it'd catch up in a heartbeat if he tried to keep lying in this circumstance. probably video of him doing a knockoff To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar performance out there at this point.
     
  23. 20/20/20/20

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  24. Prospector

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  25. slogan119

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    George Santos is wearing a Santos de Cartier watch

    Makes me wonder if that’s how he settled on George Santos?
     
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  26. Tommy Jefferson

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    It’s like this guy that’s a compulsive and pathological liar won’t stop lying
     
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  27. Charles DeMar

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  28. Prospector

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    Russia?
     
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  30. bro

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    damn, you sure?
     
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  31. 20/20/20/20

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    Relatively confident this guy isn’t Banksy, yes.
     
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  32. bro

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    I dunno man, that meme is pretty persuasive. let me dig deeper and get back to you
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    So now he's committing fraud and breaking laws.

    Absolutely nothing will happen to him.
     
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  34. Tommy Jefferson

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    I’m kinda bummed that he’s starting to lie in ways that are nefarious. Besides relying on lies to his constituents to become elected, the others were just cute little white lies.

    Who among us hasn’t played up some parts of lives to make a story a little better? Exaggerated our sports accolades, called a mole cancer, denied being a drag queen, etc.
     
  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    It's actually impressive just how much grand the lies keep getting
     
  36. prerecordedlive

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    I will never hustle as hard as this does with his bullshit. I respect it.
     
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  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    I just want him to actually like sue someone based off a lie next. "Excuse me...I am Dr. Pepper! And, I've let you cash in on my name for the last time!"
     
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  38. HoosDaMan

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    I’d watch his realty television show. Make it like Undercover Boss but he bullshits his way into real businesses without the credentials
     
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  41. jokewood

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    This guy is my favorite new character of the 2023 season.
     
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  42. dome foam

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    Sorry if the obvious joke has been made…but this is the Veep version of Catch Me If You Can
     
  43. devine

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  44. JGator1

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    Excellent timing!!!!


     
  45. chuckmasterflex

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    I’m interested to know what exactly his plan was that made exposing himself to so much criminal liability worth it. It was probably just clout chasing, but shit dude.
     
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  46. dblplay1212

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    So where did the money come from?
     
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  47. slogan119

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    Russia, probably: “Let’s find someone with a bit more sordid past who has done crazy shit. When he gets elected, no one will pay attention to the other semi-professional operatives.”
     
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