Anyone still talk to him? Did anything lead to him leaving? His profile is private so I can't see his recent posts or when he was last seen. I tried a regular search of his posts but his name doesn't even show up as a member when you type in Jack to search. I have a number from 10 years ago for him but don't want to text a random number asking for Gibbons or Jack Parkman. :/
I assume this is a joke? Honestly 1/6 is what made me start looking. I saw someone say his last post was 1/6. I assumed it was bullshit so tried to see his profile and then went from there.
I'm sure he's going to give some vague accusation of the board becoming "too politicized" as reason for leaving
TMB—Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Jack Parkman?” Host: “No.” Me: “Died. Pancaked by a dump truck driver.” Thought he would cry from excitement.
Fell in love with a BYU gal and is currently on a mission in Africa with the promise of soaking with her upon his return
You can click on the number of posts and still see someone’s recent posts, even if their profile is private.
That’s a cover story. There aren’t enough black people in Utah for him to shoot, so he made his way to Africa.
This site can get a learner’s permit in 38 states and you guys didn’t know about clicking the post count?
Once we found out he faked having a dying of cancer girlfriend, I feel like he skedaddled out of here pretty quickly.
Word is he saw Boo MFer! ramp up his shitposting efforts and decided posting here wasn’t worth it anymore
I just hope Cornelius Suttree is taking another sabbatical and will once again grace us with his presence upon the return of baseball season
That sucks, and ditto to his second sentence for the abhorrent shit I surely said back in the early days of this site.
I’m pretty sure that patriot fan stalker of his that he banged at the cigar bar probably murdered him and wears his skin around as clothing.
I’m pretty sure after his professional magic card and beerpong careers got derailed and he turned to gay porn for money, it was all sort of downhill from there.
Maybe he just decided to leave? He is (was?) a cop so maybe he got tired of our stance on cops. He didn’t seem like a bad guy. Hopefully he just left for no reason other than him not wanting to post anymore and nothing happened.