Help me bail Hervis Rogers out of jail.

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  1. The Blackfish

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    $25k bond for Bark Mingo who has been making millions in the NFL for years for child indecency.

    $100k for Hervis.
     
  2. Corky Bucek

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    I’m not familiar with how all of this stuff works but I’m guessing it takes some time to process. It’s not like you can just throw the cash down on the table and then the cell is unlocked.
     
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  3. Joe Withabee

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    I’ve been a part of bailing someone out a couple of times, usually takes a couple of hours. That jail may be really backed up though idk
     
  4. Lip

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    No one at the station is ever in a hurry to process the paperwork either (having been bailed out a time or two myself).
     
  5. NCHusker

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    Jail is probably worried if they let him out he'll run off and execute a sham election somewhere. Explains why the bail was so high too!
     
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  6. Whammy Business

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    Just saw that. Dude who rubbed his peter on an underage girl got out on a quarter of the bail of a guy who … voted.
     
  7. NYGator

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    Bill Cosby says hello.
     
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  8. VaxRule

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    We could remind the board that Gallant Knight won’t admit he was wrong for saying that going to Astros games should be considered work.
     
  9. blind dog

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    in a private suite
     
  10. The Milkman

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    Seems like a good dude.
     
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  11. Lip

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    Where the hell are the mods in this place anyway? devine

    Going on 12 pages in violation of one of the founding rules of the board - No arrest threads.
     
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  12. CaneKnight

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    You sweet annoying angel. Ya did it, good on you man
     
  13. VaxRule

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    :chatzy:
     
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  14. Lip

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  15. RockHardJawn39

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    Big club results here
     
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  16. Emma

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    Good on you GK, curious if his party had a plan to post bail?
     
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  17. IHHH

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    great job my man
     
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  18. Gallant Knight

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    He’s dead broke
     
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  19. Duck70

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    Fuck yeah dude
     
  20. blind dog

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    Sorry if already asked but can the extra $ go to hire him better lawyers? Or anyway to know if court appointed lawyers are decent?
     
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  21. HoosDaMan

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    You did good GK
     
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  22. Flintheart Glomgold

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    Awesome job man!
     
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  23. Emma

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    He's covered by what seems like high profile/ACLU lawyers
     
  24. BuckeyeRiot

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    Not anymore.
     
  25. Duck70

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    Hey Texas AG's Office who will inevitably be reading this thread, go and fuck yourselves.

    Fucking pricks.
     
  26. Gallant Knight

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    I think he has competent legal representation. He doesn’t have a public defender. It’s aclu and people they work with
     
  27. Lip

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    Top three trending fundraiser on the site:

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  28. steamengine

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  29. steamengine

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  30. fuxstockings

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    I did my little part, but big props to GK, the rest of you guys for getting it going, and everybody else that shared it to their audiences. Stuff like this makes me love the side of humanity that is good.
     
  31. dblplay1212

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    The Bail Project? I mean I donate to them and they are awesome but this entire release is a bit misleading.

     
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  32. mc415

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    yeah makes it seem the Bailproject is what got him the bail money
     
  33. RJF-GUMP

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    That's not a bit misleading, it's complete horseshit. They are taking GK's and this board's credit.
     
  34. electronic

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    I’m guessing the Bail Project is actually who got him out, since the GFM holds money up. Regardless, this money is going to Hervis, so I’m not worried about the glory.
     
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  35. Lip

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    It would have been nice if there was a reference to online grassroots activism or something like that, but either way, he’s out and that’s what matters.
     
  36. RockHardJawn39

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    If they cited us the board would crash.
     
  37. HoosDaMan

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    After reviewing the Naked Ladies thread, we thought it best to not mention you pervs.
     
  38. dblplay1212

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    Yea that was my thought. This wasn't a huge fund like the Bail Project, it was a small thing that grew huge really quick. It's a great story. Turning the release into a commercial for the BP is pretty lame. But the BP is a great project so if it helps them, that's great too. Just weird reading it when knowing what really happened.
     
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  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    Gallant Knight is laughing at all of you from his new diamond encrusted yacht.
     
  40. DollarBillHokie

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    Unless we get an explanation, I no longer plan on donating to the ACLU
     
  41. blind dog

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    i mean isn't it possible they did bail him out and were going to even if we didn't raise the money ?
     
  42. DollarBillHokie

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    Explain the ACLU trying to use the gofundme as collateral for bail.
     
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  43. Joe Withabee

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    As electronic said, the GoFundMe money won’t be available to them for at least a couple of days. This is a dumb thing to get upset about.
     
  44. Gallant Knight

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    I’ll find out the details when defense lawyer is back in the office Monday and keep y’all in the loop
     
  45. HoosDaMan

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    I’m just glad he’s out.
     
  46. CaneKnight

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    Let's be real, do we really want right wingers and their rage machine looking that hard at this board?

    Best we do our work in the shadows. He's free that's all that matters.
     
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  47. electronic

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    Really hope this thread doesn’t take the inevitable turn that so many of these do. Can we all do our best to keep this as a completely feel good story: Hervis got fucked, we raised money for him, he got out, money ends up going to the right place, and we go about our merry days and give GK props for organizing this quickly.

    As soon as we start having expectations for what *should* happen beyond the above, it all goes to hell.
     
  48. Emma

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    Money to him in whatever form is fine by me
     
  49. Joe Withabee

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    This is just an absolutely wild take on this whole thing