HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: “just one of those days”

Alternatively, imagine making your first playoff start against a lineup like ours lol

 

Throwing his off speed fastball

 

Good bounce back kid

 

Joey Luchessi, Cole Irvin and Nick Martinez would love to be given the opportunity

 

They don’t have 4 yet. We still have a chance

 

I like how our Cy Young probable pitcher woke up feeling the best he has in a while can't pitch because he's also on his death bed.

 

We’re still winning this game tonight. Guaranteed P2C.

 

Don't worry Bowman and The Frozen Rope will get to the bottom of it.

 

would seriously consider just risking it with bryce

he sucks but if aj is throwing 93, he doesn’t have a prayer

 

Welp

 

how are you swinging at that 3-0

the panicky at bats are back baby

 

Why are any of these guys even allowed to swing 3-0 is the better question

 

Are you questioning Snit?!?!?

 

Yep, there it is. Gonna burn Bummer for the series tonight. Which probably doesn't matter since Snit refuses to let him ever pitch when it matters.

 

Always good to see Jesse chillin in his hoodie

 

This is an ass kicking

 

Whoever watched AJ pitch like this in Gwinnett the last month and recommended he was ready for this type of game needs to be fired.

 

I mean what can you do. The whole situation just sucks. Losing 2 cy young pitchers for the year, being forced to burn our other best arms because of a hurricane. This has been the most ridiculously unlucky season of all time

 

the padres just trying to put the ball in play and turning in smart at bats is so jarring to watch in contrast to whatever the fuck we are doing

 

Nicely done ASS. It’s really not your fault though.

 

Only at 3 though. Still have a chance

 

Surprisingly good shit Ozzie

 

Good work Aaron

 

Momentum back on our side!

 

Exactly this. It’s meaningless bc he doesn’t know he’s good.

 

Game has been a Bummer so far.

 

I like AJSS. I think he has the chance to be a decent pitcher. Really got fucked over here.

 

I do think they probably used Bummer to get out of the inning and Elder/Luke/Chavez starts the 3rd. But who knows.

 

Need to scratch something across and see if Bummer can get us into the fifth. I still don’t think I’d use any high leverage arms unless we captured a lead. We can’t afford to burn through JJ, Iggy, and Lee during a loss. Fried to Lopez with those three covering the back end gives us a chance to take the final two games of the series.

 

Yea, pretty ridiculously unfair situation to throw the kid into.

 

Are JJ and Iggy even available? They both got hot and then pitched in 2 games yesterday.

 

Not sure I’d complain if they did either. This is one of those you sort of throw the bums and hope some level of complacency sets in to give us a chance to steal one late.

 

TAKE IT ORLANDO YOU BITCH

 

At least Arcia always runs hard to first

 

Get Mike some help pls

 

Need to run into one here

 

If this guy is getting balls 4 inches out and 4 inches down we're never gonna score (we probably wouldn't anyway).

 

Yes it’s a great zone to have with a 3-0 lead

 

Ok Matt this isn't fair but you have to hit a home run here or we're gonna lose

 

King? More like Jester

 

I'm sorry there was a feeling in the organization that Ozuna was doing stuff for personal stats as we tried to make the playoffs?

Cool, more great stuff. Also awesome that we have people in the organization openly saying that to the media.

 

What’s this about?

 

I really don’t understand the love for American cheese. I understand it’s got a good melting point for burgers but honestly I think Muenster is the superior burger cheese

 

Great AB, Oly