HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: “just one of those days”

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  1. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    He probably offered 1/$10M or thereabouts
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    I get Charlie preferring to be paid by Baltimore than having to pay us $10 mil for the pleasure of being on the team
     
  3. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Their ST facilities are closer to his home.
     
  4. SummerOfGeorge

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  5. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I miss him so much
     
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  6. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  7. Clown Baby

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    Honey, the weird guy on the motorcycle is back. Yeah, he’s been staring at the house for like 20 minutes, I think he’s trying to think of a caption.

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  8. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    thanks dob for clarifying where the real white house is located
     
  9. SC

    SC I’ve got a houseboat docked at the Himbo Dome
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  10. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Back in the hiiiighghhhlife again

     
  11. Connor Norman

    Connor Norman Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    AA making all of the big moves this offseason.
     
  12. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  13. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Maybe AA wants to make sure things are bad enough in 2025 that Snit will just retire at the end of his contract as opposed to having to make the decision to not re-sign him beyond 2025.
     
  14. ashy larry

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    Olympic speed skater eddy alvarez?
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    Two months ago I figured we’d replace Max with someone like Buehler or Flaherty but now we’re trying to recreate Marwin Gonzalez in the aggregate and it’s just sickening
     
  16. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  17. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Juked our way out of this one

     
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  18. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Thank goodness
     
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  19. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  20. SummerOfGeorge

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    Our young prince Wiley vs Mark RetiredoldAss BADley and the hack who writes puff pieces for her employer

    PULEASE
     
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  21. Reggie Washington

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    Wonder how hard AA is looking at Scherzer. Seems like the kind of short term move he would make.
     
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  22. Papa

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    It seems pretty clear that we intend to stay under the salary cap this year to reset our years over the cap (2 years in a row over currently I believe). I'm sure someone here is far more knowledgeable than I am on the luxury tax, but I believe it's 50% on anything over the cap in the 3rd year.

    Looks like the cap this year is $240 million. Any idea where our current payroll falls?
     
  23. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Saw somewhere that we are 24 million under the tax.
     
  24. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  25. SummerOfGeorge

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    I would certainly not object to that guy being our #4 or #5 pitcher on a 1 year, $14M deal or something. He's still above replacement level and I'd be ecstatic to have him and Sale as veteran leaders of the staff with Schwelly and Strider. He wouldn't need to be stressed innings/starts wise. And if he has an injury and it doesn't work it's not that big a loss.

    I'd prefer that deal over even a 2-3 year deal with Flaherty or even trading for Montgomery.
     
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  26. SummerOfGeorge

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    Going to be pretty disappointed if Minter walks and we don't sign Scott. Need 1 or the other.
     
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  27. Reggie Washington

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    Agreed. I think he's got more left in the tank that Verlander does.
     
  28. SummerOfGeorge

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    100% agree.
     
  29. SummerOfGeorge

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    I do have faith that AA will find 1-2 guys in the still pretty wide open relief pitcher market that by June people will be like "WTF how did they get that guy for 1 year, $2.4M".

    Adding one more LHP to Lee/Bummer would be nice since we know Snit hates Bummer. Minter/Scott at the top but then other guys are still out there for what I imagine will be reasonable short term deals - Coulombe, Ferguson, Beeks, Chafin, Poche, Alexander, Mayza.

    And then a ton of back end RHPs - Yates, Floro, Junis, Gott, Leclerc.
     
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  30. One Two

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    You know the off season is going well when we talk ourselves into liking the idea of adding Scherzer
     
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  31. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'd love to pair Scherzer with Sale. Having two guys refuse to pitch in the postseason is my dream.
     
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  32. wes tegg

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    I can’t believe I allowed myself to get my hopes up.
     
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  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I’d give Scherzer a 6.9/10
     
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  34. SummerOfGeorge

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    He's ready

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  35. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    thank you mods for making sure i get an autotag every time ace is mentioned or has a picture of him posted
     
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  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Julio may be out of our price range.
     
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  37. Nug

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    We still 9.5n?
     
  38. Jax Teller

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    Just use the dodger method and defer a billion dollars worth of payroll a decade down the line.
    We will probably all be dead by the time the bill arrives anyways.
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nice. Plenty of cushion to add Soler, Jesse, and Joc at the deadline
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Too many liabilities on the books would hurt the stock price. Can't do that
     
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  41. One Two

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    Me watching the Barves off season

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  42. Clown Baby

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    Nice try, Andreia, but that’s just a regular dog bed
     
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  43. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    So sick of the lies
     
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  44. ashy larry

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    feels like today’s the day we turn the season around

     
  45. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  46. SummerOfGeorge

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    Another live report from your Cumberland area Mexican-ish restaurant Braves correspondent, SOG

    After eating lunch at the bar of Superica in the Battery next to Terry McGuirk and Derek Schiller I can confirm absolutely nothing other than the fact that two men worth over $40M together do still ask about and make decisions on meals based on whether they are lunch specials or not. Back to you, Bob.
     
  47. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Really should’ve given your list of demands or something. Dang
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    Follow Terry into the bathroom and rough him up
     
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  49. SummerOfGeorge

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    It was the closest I've ever been to trying to nudge my way into a joking comment about something serious with the actual people involved, but I'm a big pussy.

    I will say, if there is ever a reason to riot against the Braves front office, all you have to do is go to the Battery for like 3 straight days between 1130-1 pm. You are going to see everybody in management other than AA. They live in Superica/Fox Bros at lunch.
     
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