HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: “just one of those days”

If he can just get through the top of the fourth we’re set

 

20 days until opening day

 

What’s that mean for you, about 15 days until someone unlocks your broom closet

 

One Two texted me this morning that money mike “hit the wall.”

opened twitter freaking out expecting bad injury news but turns out he just turns 24 today

 

Sneak peak at our mid-June lineup

 

I can’t think that far ahead

 

my c rod jersey was just delivered this afternoon jfc cmon

 

Unlucky inning for Schwellenbach.

 

Nice little broken wrist

 

Weren’t Austin Riley’s initial X-rays negative as well?

 

Thought Ronnie’s initial tests were “fine” too? He also got hurt playing against Pittsburg

 

This is not what I wanted to read

 

It’s now truly BDLC SZN god fucking damnit

 

Why in God’s name is a penciled in starter diving for any ball in spring training?

 

Cool

 

The season doesn't start until after memorial day anways

 

Due to budget cuts, our janitor gus_chiggins has been pulling double duty as a radiology tech

 

Just so you know, I’ve been doing a viciously bad job. Lack of talent is a big problem

 

Spring banners matter around here

 

Honestly this news is perfect. It’ll be like getting an AS level player at the AS break.

 

Boy howdy his arms are gonna be tired!

 

I don’t even care shut him down until May just to make sure. Same with Murphy.

 

Anyone have the info on how to watch the Braves on prime? I’ve banned WED from this thread so he won’t be able to see it.

 

You might want to unban him bc the easiest way is to just Airbnb a house that is already signed up

 

Found it please don’t post it in here in case WED creates an alt account

 

i think you get free 2 delivery so they just will deliver a vhs copy of the game from 2 days ago

 

This is the ultimate fan experience

 

Def waiting until may to drop $19.99 to watch only Ron hit

 

Over who?

 

Luke Williams? Idk

 

Was worried you were going to say someone else

 

I own his jersey and would never even consider that, Steven

 

You already have a BDLC jersey?

 

All non roster invitees. You never know

 

Since English is our official language now, you need to call him by his English name. Bryan Of The Cross (BOTC)

 

I turned on the game yesterday quite literally mid-windup for Elder on the first bomb he gave up. Was laughing and talking shit about him to my 4 year old for roughly 45 seconds, long enough for him to then give up ANOTHER bomb.

I cannot wait to see him called up for his first spot start on April 24th.

 

wonder what we could get for Murphy

 

Are there dumb teams that over pay for defensive first catchers that are mid like the Braves??

 

If someone would take all his money, we'd be the proud owner of that bucket right now.