Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. NilesIrish

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    Ordered 2 of the "one chip challenge" chips, plan on trying them Saturday with my old man who also loves hot stuff.

    The packaging is terrifying.
     
  2. 34

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    I love the fact that Heartbeat is blowing up but we won’t be able to get the scorpion one until January in Canada unless you buy from Heatonist and pay duties. They’re a Canadian company lol.

    Their Piri Piri Heatonist sauce is legit too
     
  3. infected donkey

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    I finally opened it yesterday morning and put on my eggs. The heat isn’t too bad but smells vineragry. Taste is alright, I’ll have to give it another go when I’m not so hung over and can really get a taste of it. id prefer los calientes rojo, or the angry goat goat rider.
     
  4. Bruce Bowen

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    Getting these delivered today. Only one I've had before is Shaquandas Hot Pepper and it's fantastic
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  5. Hail Southern

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    It's still the hottest thing i've ever eaten. Record yourself.

    I also suggest splitting the chip with him, not each eating whole chips.
     
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  6. 34

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    The Dawson’s shawarma sauce sounds delicious too
     
  7. NilesIrish

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    Yeah, I think I decided to break them up and include the neighbors for the hell of it.
     
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  8. Hail Southern

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    Even if you only eat 1/4 of the chip, you will still get... "the effect"

    I love spicy, this one hung around for about 20 mins which surprised me. Having milk somewhere near by is not a terrible idea. I am glad I had the experience.
     
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  9. Bruce Bowen

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    Got too excited and rushed so presentation was sloppy but wife and I did our own lineup
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    The last one hellfire got me pretty good. Not horrible but has some serious heat. That third one I threw in my cart randomly to get free shipping was maybe the best flavor packed some nice heat too. Not one I disliked and the wings themselves turned out fantastic.
     
  10. 34

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    That tamarind hot sauce is one of my go tos. A bottle of that doesn’t last 2 weeks in my household
     
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  11. The Blackfish

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    Jessica Alba was a great episode. Rivaled Charlize Theron for vulgarity. Didn’t see that coming.
     
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  12. The Blackfish

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    Los Calientes Rojo is fucking great
     
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  13. infected donkey

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    You guys looking for another daily go to sauce, get the Dirty dicks “no name” chipotle. It’s in that tier of the cantina royal tamirand and los Calientes Rojo. Great smoky flavor with a some heat. I’ll say the other two are hotter (rojo and cantina royal).

    https://heatonist.com/products/dirty-dicks-no-name-chipotle
     
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  14. Doc Louis

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    Its alright but not quite as good as the homeboys Chipotle hot sauce. Also like their ghost pepper sauce
     
  15. Truman

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    She gets bonus points for eating the entire wing, but loses points for using ranch.
     
  16. fsuNizz

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    Great one
     
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  17. a.tramp

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    Someone bump this in about 8 hours so I will remember to watch
     
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  18. cdaysker

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    McConaughey was great
     
  19. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    :suns:
     
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  20. a.tramp

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    about 12 hours late to bump but better than anyone else did, thank you. I shall watch it now.
     
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  21. bigred77

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    Hey. Its been 8 hours
     
  22. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    oh shit, my dumbass read your post as 2:25am. I'm an idiot
     
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  23. Truman

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  24. Truman

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    These quarantine eps where the guests put too much sauce on the wings are great.

    He did a lot better than I expected.
     
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  25. IHHH

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    McConaughey was great, I wanted to post it but could not find the thread.

    Random people on the street telling him « hey man you got a joint? » got me good.
     
  26. The Blackfish

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    Been on an ordering frenzy. My favorites:

    Los Calientes Rojo
    Queen Majesty: Red Habanero and Black Coffee
    Torchbearer: Son of Zombie

    Least Favorites:

    Karma: Carnival
    Cantina Royal: Tamaulipeka
     
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  27. infected donkey

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    I'm surprised by this one as I think its fantastic.
     
  28. The Blackfish

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    I was surprised too, thought I would love it. I think it’s too oily for me.
     
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  29. The Blackfish

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    As I got toward the last half of the bottle I started enjoying it more. Probably because it was easier for me to really shake it up and make it more uniform. May buy again in the future.

    Latest purchases were Hell Yeah I'm Hot sauce, Dawson's Shawarma and Hotter than El Ghost Sauce.

    All 3 are great. Didn't like Shawarma right out of the bottle, but put it on some chicken breast and really enjoyed it.
     
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  30. blind dog

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    Guess I'm old don't know these people
     
  31. bro

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    Saweetie is rapper.

    Thundercat is an awesome funk/indie guitarist. I would imagine his will be extremely interesting.
     
  32. The Blackfish

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    Same
     
  33. Reggie Washington

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    The Saweetie episode sucked.
     
  34. blind dog

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    Sweetie was okay episode but I enjoyed seeing the pics of her thangs

    thundercat was better, weird but neat guy
     
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  35. Butthead

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    I tried some limited edition of the Last Dab a couple of months ago

    There is no way people actually enjoy this unless it's heavily diluted into a soup or something. It actually didn't taste bad until it made my body hate me, though
     
  36. bigred77

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    Pussy
     
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  37. bryix

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    really liked the Thundercat episode
     
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  38. Truman

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    He seems like a pretty normal/ cool dude
     
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  39. bro

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  40. Truman

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    He's obviously really talented but that music is not for me
     
  41. blind dog

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  42. Line 4 Man

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    Thanksgiving edition.
     
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  43. Truman

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    That’s an all timer :roll:
     
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  44. jbr

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    Fuck eating a wing with half a bottle of Last Dab on it

    Sean had that eating-whole-peppers-with-Chili-Klaus face going on
     
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  45. bro

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    My thoughts exactly. Amazing.