Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. Mix

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    His comedy is actually very similar to aggrieved white male shit and he hangs out with those type of comics. He's trash who thinks hes incredible.
     
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  2. bro

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    she has been doing a lot of media ahead of her new album. nice to see her back doing stuff. should be a good one
     
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  3. blind dog

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    She's a hot sauce boss
     
  4. Mix

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    That was the best performance I've seen on the show. She killed it.
     
  5. Truman

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    That was impressive.

    Also impressive - how often guest are surprised and impressed by Sean's questions. He's such a good interviewer
     
  6. bro

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    there are whole compilation videos on youtubes dedicated to celebrities' reactions to his questions
     
  7. nexus

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    remember when we had that brief discussion about whether Michael Che sucks and then it took him all of 5 days to reinforce that notion by making fun of Simone Biles mental health and rape and then try and sidestep blame by claiming he was hacked?

    Fuck Che forever
     
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  8. bro

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    oof. what a douche
     
  9. bro

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  10. Mix

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    Might watch, how cringy is he?
     
  11. HoosDaMan

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    He calls Dabomb a real f****t
     
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  12. Mix

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    This is such an excellent post.
     
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  13. jbr

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    It wasn’t bad

    Exactly what you think it’s going to be
     
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  14. Sportfan

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    Always my favorite moment

     
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  15. bigred77

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    Goldblum is the best
     
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  16. 1

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    Why would he be cringy?

    One of the best ones in a long damn time.
    His immediate reactions to some of the hotter ones was great.
     
  17. blind dog

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    from what I read after this thread it seems like he was publicly praising his daughter for being very against gay slurs, but it came across as he was fine with them before his daughters reaction. Idk if he really used them or if it was from him using them in movies, didn’t really deep dive

    but I thought it was a great interview and like it when the sauce hurts people instead of Lorde just breezing thru it
     
  18. 1

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    Sounds exactly like something that's ridiculously misconstrued by people who enjoy tearing others down but whatever.

    Just saying he was a great guest on it. Gave good answers, had a good attitude, was funny, and just overall entertaining.
     
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  19. Joe Withabee

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    Fuck that hypocrite for growing as a person
     
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  20. War Grundle

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    Damon episode was great.
     
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  21. TDintheCorner

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    Well that was just delightful.
     
  22. bro

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    probably the best way to describe Elijah. seems like a good dude
     
  23. War Grundle

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    Went down a rabbit hole. Watched Idris and Michael B Jordan.

    Idris was great.
     
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  24. matistic

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    My son and his buddies wanted to try this so we gave it a go last night. One of the kids broke out sweating on the second wing. Never seen anyone sweat so much in my life, literally pouring down his face so much we had to put a towel around his neck.

    He finished the lineup anyway.
     
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  25. blind dog

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    hope you took a pic to post of him trying da bomb
     
  26. IHHH

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    How old are they? The second wing is almost Tabasco level, it’s not hot enough for him to have this reaction
     
  27. matistic

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    Not sure if it’s because we got Da Bomb Evolution but it wasn’t near as bad as what I expected. Scorpion Disco was much worse.
     
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  28. blind dog

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    Toddlers
     
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  29. matistic

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    They’re all 16. Most of them didn’t have an issue. I barely noticed any heat from the first four sauces, and I’m not into spicy for its own sake at all.
     
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  30. IHHH

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    It needs to at least taste good with a kick and I am all in but hot for the sake of being hot is just not fun.

    I have a hot sauce that is 2 million scoville and I probably won’t finish it, it’s just not very good
     
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  31. matistic

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    Yeah the Apollo was 2 million and didn’t really have a noticeable flavor to me. Couldn’t imagine wanting to put that on food regularly.
     
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  32. Nizz

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    a client did a 9 million Scoville gummy bear and he was sick for 48 hours.
     
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  33. Barves2125

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    If he expected any different results then he is a fool.
     
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  34. Nizz

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    im still a pussy about trying the hot ones lineup every season. One day I will
     
  35. Barves2125

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    I'm the same. I think I'd be fine with all but Da Bomb and Last Dab. Those aren't sauces, they're weapons.
     
  36. IanBoyd

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    My cutoff point is when things start using pepper extracts instead of actual peppers. Those fucking things are scientifically engineered to be used as actual weapons.
     
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  37. Tiffin

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    The last dab that I've tried is hot but it doesn't last a crazy long time. It's da bomb that'll ruin your day
     
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  38. Barves2125

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    I am just intimidated by the fact that "the hottest pepper in the world" guy (Smokin' Ed Curry) created it. All reviews are that his creations are actually tasty though. Da Bomb is the opposite for sure.
     
  39. Tiffin

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    I've had similar ones to Da Bomb that use extract. Mad Dog 357 and Dave's Insanity. Anything like that is straight pain and tastes like butthole.
     
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  40. Keef

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    Last Dab isn’t nearly as bad as you would think and actually has flavor. Da Bomb is just god awful metallic tasting heat
     
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  41. bryix

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    I think Da Bomb tastes kind of nice for about 0.5 seconds - then the metallic-flavored pain comes in

    and the version of Last Dab I have (from a few years back) has nice curry-ish vibes to it.
     
  42. Reggie Washington

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    Thought it was actually very nice. Definitely had some flavor.
     
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  43. jbr

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    Y’all are crazy. Last Dab has some flavor, but it’s still painfully hot. There’s no way you can use that stuff in regular food/eating.
     
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  44. Barves2125

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    Had Dave's Insanity once about 5 years ago and it fucked me up for a solid 60 minutes afterwards. I just remember sticking my tongue into a bowl of ice cream without even eating any.
     
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  45. Tiffin

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    My buddy has a cabinet of hot sauces that we just pour on crackers and eat for fun. I'm over last Dab in under 10 minutes by itself. I may also have a pretty high tolerance. I also definitely just made my own cayenne sauce this week.
     
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  46. theriner69er

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