Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Handsome enough fella
     
  2. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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  3. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Man it was hurting him but he was powering through with large bites. Impressive
     
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  4. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    soon as I saw him wipe his mouth with the napkin he had been using on his eyes and didnt instantly throw it away I knew he was going to fuck around and wipe his eyes with it again:ohnoes:
     
  5. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Man, I just can't look at Will the same ever since the slap and all the insane stuff with Jada came out.
     
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  6. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  7. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Full circle
     
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  8. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Sean is so good with his research, look forward to the TMB question
     
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  9. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Old Enough to not know whats Chappell Roan
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    Explain that Gram

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  10. Corch

    Corch Cup o coffee in the big time
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    "Shane, A lot of your comedy really resonates with internet culture, developing your shit poster style way back at the-mainboard.com, what do you remember about SugarShaun's toddler tiered tastebuds?"
     
  11. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I'm just glad I decided to stay a simple family man instead of being famous as shit bc many have said I'm the brightest star this board has ever seen
     
  12. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Narrator “no one had said that”
     
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  13. scissors

    scissors My goodness, who doesn't just love a fat beaver?
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    ngl i do get a kick out of his early standup being posted here for critique (iirc most thought it was good/funny) and ten years later he’s one of the biggest comics going
     
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  14. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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  15. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    seems like an unusually short episode.
     
  16. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    I didnt think he made it to the end considering how short the vid was
     
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  17. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    I also didnt feel like the questions were particularly that interesting.
     
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  18. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    He didn’t say much at all

    seemed like he was hung over and wanted to get out of there as fast as possible
     
  19. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    I think it was edited down because it was pretty fucking boring and he didn’t say anything interesting
     
  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    That was not even joking one of the worst hot ones episodes ever
     
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  21. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    I did laugh at “that is how you should die”
     
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  22. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Glad I read y’all’s reviews first so it lowered my expectations and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be (it was still bad)

    What’s funny is Conan had just talked about how an interviewer can do things to save or at least mitigate a bad interview but he hates it when an interviewee acknowledges that it’s going poorly. I felt like Shane almost did that when he apologized to Sean.
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    That was indeed not good
     
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  24. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    The Chef STINKS
     
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  25. ScFan27

    ScFan27 Well-Known Member
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    I feel like Shane spends so much time talking about himself on specials and podcasts that Sean didn’t have the deep questions that he usually does. Also, Shane’s self-deprecating and “edgy” humor didn’t seem to really play so he kinda shut it down. He seemed to struggle a lot with the spice which fucks with people’s ability to actually answer questions.
     
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  26. Lip

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    the only entertaining part of the episode was when he turned it around and asked Sean questions

    it was a weak performance and he should be a-Shaned
     
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  27. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
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    I mean, this is inevitably the issue with interviewing new stars or niche players in an industry. he's not Dice in the 80s, he's a moderately successful comic. he's just not going to be interesting. same reason Ice Spice's episode was garbage.

    the overwhelming amount of elite episodes from this show come from people with long, storied histories in their work and decades of tales to spin into an answer as Sean deep dives on their history.
     
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  28. Lip

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    while that’s somewhat true, you also don’t need to be an established star to be somewhat interesting

    he just didn’t try at all
     
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  29. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    He’s 3 years younger than Thundercat, Thundercat was on 3 years ago, and that was a great episode
     
  30. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    It had been a while since I’ve done it, but we did a lineup yesterday and Da Bomb is still absolutely repulsive
     
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  31. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I own Da Bomb. Can confirm.

    it only gets used by unsuspecting guests that grab it and don’t know it’s lore, and people that think they can handle it.
     
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  32. Lip

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    the heat is extreme, but the smell and taste are unpalatable

    it’s so bad
     
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  33. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    I tossed my bottle of it in the trash months ago. may have been less than a tablespoon of it used out of the entire bottle and it was just taking up space in my pantry for no reason.
     
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  34. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    well thats one way to handle da bomb :clap::fap:

     
  35. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    Got damn - she’s still got it
     
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  36. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
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    it's battery acid. just a goofy parlor trick hot sauce that only got really famous because of the show.
     
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  37. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  38. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    what a great (and hot!) episode

    she has been smoke my entire life. maybe i should show my wife this and tell her i hope she looks like this in her 50s i bet that will go over well
     
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  39. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    RIP Blind Dog
     
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  40. IHHH

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    What a great idea, maybe you should make a set of wings with hot sauces, film it and just after da bomb you drop this. I would watch that episode.
     
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  41. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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  42. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    bought the pack of sauces to do a family hot ones

    the da bomb alternative they use is nowhere near as bad as real da bomb
     
  43. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    order the real one, coward
     
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  44. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    im going to grab some from world market they sell it there if people are interested

    but getting folks to do this again will have to wait until next year
     
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  45. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    "oh yeah everybody that sauce we all said was the worst tasting and hottest? well this one tastes even worse AND hotter....come back"
     
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  46. Lip

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    10 of us did it on Father’s Day

    most will not be repeating
     
  47. Keef

    Keef Liked by Pierre Gasly
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    I ordered the real one off Amazon to supplement. You’re right especially when you compare the stand in to the real thing side by side it’s a huge difference
     
  48. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    We did that last March for a friend's birthday. It came with Da Bomb :idk:
     
  49. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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  50. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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