Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

King Tuck

 

We are going to fuck around and score ten runs again aren’t we.

 

Oh no

 

Stop!

 

Never a doubt

 

Nice

 

just hit #10

 

Altuve!!!!

 

Destroyed

 

Base hits! Lets go

 

Dubon

 

I wish Google still worked and I’d pull up all the times the strangers through at the Astros over the last decade with zero retaliation because we’re above that

 

Nice double play

 

We are going to score ten again….

 

Chas!!

 

Chas nice

 

Shut it

 

What’s more rare: a Peña walk or Altuve doesn’t swing at the first pitch?

 

Or an Abreu strike out ;)

 

Think Abreu wanted to strike out in there to avoid the Astros 10 run curse

 

Nice catch

 

And not nice

 

Never a doubt

 

Winning is fun

 

We’ve got the AL right where we want them imo.

 

R u ok bby?

 

I’m going to the game tonight. We are so fucked.

 

Abreu is straight ass

 

hey let's get some more runs pls

 

Why is he still in?

 

Not a great AB by Yordan there :(

And Altuve with 3 straight 3-hit games now…Abreu has 5 hits all year

 

This ump sucks

 

Ball don’t lie

 

No runs yaay

 

Hader stinks

 

Btw, my friend who does some RE stuff for Altuve sent me this on Saturday night after Stros game:

“Altuve told me the primary reason Astros signed Hader is because crane thought rangers were going to sign him”

 

These FA signings recently, woof