Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    Needed it
     
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  2. Charles DeMar

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    Yep, especially with Witt leading off next inning
     
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  3. Tex

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    Ya that’s one swing and we are tied
     
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  4. Tex

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    Hayward always that far off the plate?
     
  5. Charles DeMar

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    was wondering that, too
     
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    And would be great if Astros could get that incredibly low strike
     
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  7. slhorn

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    You two pls stop.
     
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  8. Tex

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    Fuck
     
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    you called it, knew that Pena error was going to haunt
     
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    Pena has been fucking up too much lately
     
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  11. Sportfan

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    This last week been super lame blowing these leads
     
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  12. Tex

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    Altuve!
     
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  13. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
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    I, for one, never doubted. Can’t speak for yall tho.
     
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  15. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  16. Charles DeMar

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    And Altuve!!
     
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  19. Tex

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    Guess the boys just don’t want to hit today
     
  20. Charles DeMar

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    Not the message I was hoping for when I saw this notification tbh
     
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  21. Tex

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    Allll the Ks
     
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  22. Tex

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    Nice catch
     
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  25. Tex

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    Dong steal
     
  26. Tex

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  28. DirtBall

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  29. Gallant Knight

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    Could not have been more wrong about kikuchi
     
  30. Sportfan

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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  33. Tex

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    Angels walk off Seattle
     
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  35. Tex

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    Hope he hits a homer but still loses
     
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    I dreamt last night we scored 36 runs. And were only up four. I think that’s the most confused I’ve ever been. Ha
     
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  38. Tex

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    Scored over 10 x3. 3 losses incoming
     
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    :tebow:

     
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    I woke up mumbling “who the fuck was pitching!?”
     
  41. Tex

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    Dong bomb
     
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    Yordan!!!!
     
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  43. Charles DeMar

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    Singleton!!!!
     
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    Yordan!!!!
     
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  45. houtex716

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    Doooouble dong
     
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    Can we not do this again abreu?!? Pretty please
     
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    Abreu!
     
  48. Tex

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    Almost a triple Dong damnit
     
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    Fucking Dusty
     
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