how creepy is Mike Farrell?

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  1. bertwing

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    old one was lost in the crash, but he's still as creepy and pasty as ever

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  2. Pelican

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  3. bertwing

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    "He's almost touching my penis"- Mike Farrell
     
  4. Pelican

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    He is outside all the fucking time. It just amazes me how white he is.
     
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  5. Moxin24

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    I'm not a fan of having my picture taken, but I figured out when I was like 17 how not to look like a total fucking moron whenever someone pointed a camera at me. What is wrong with him?
     
  6. Corky Bucek

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    Probably just hangs out at the tent the whole time.
     
  7. bertwing

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    I think he stays under the tent the whole time
     
  8. eHo

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    His hands are terrifying.
     
  9. teel

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    I think he stays under the tent the whole time
     
  10. $P1

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    He's ditched his signature hand clasp though.
     
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    Cali SEC speed :mulletsmug:
     
  12. Moxin24

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    Here's another question. Why does that cuckold Josh Hemholdt look like he's coming at me in every picture?
     
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  13. KNOTT

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    There are some people when they take pictures that believe their souls are being taken from them. Mike Farrell isn't one of them. He is just fucking creepy.
     
  14. Pelican

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    I guess he could stay under the tent the whole time. That may be why he's still so white.
     
  15. Kirk Fogg

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    If I were a recruit and had that doofus on the right deciding if I should be a 4 or 5 star, I'd be fucking pissed.
     
  16. fucktx

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    Still this creepy

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  17. Beachy Toast

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  19. $P1

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    What do you think the odds are that this kid ended up torturing animals and fucking their corpses at some point?
     
  20. bertwing

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    looks like a young Emma
     
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  21. fucktx

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    Emma is dead

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  22. $P1

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    WHERE THE FUCK IS EMMA
     
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  23. bertwing

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    I think he's a full time reddit boy now
     
  24. bertwing

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    or he's dead
     
  25. Beachy Toast

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  26. WC

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    Emma whyyyyyy

    you were the best* of us

    *gayest
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    And awkwardest.
     
  28. Corky Bucek

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    I saw somebody post as Emmy here and it wasn't Emma and is likely an Ale account.
     
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  29. WC

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    synonymous when you say emma
     
  30. Beachy Toast

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    rip emma gone too soon

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    we need an RIP Emma thread. Photoshops for days. It's time for closure.
     
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  32. Emmy Rossum

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    Not ale. Old member but had to change my name because of reasons with someone irl reading my shit.
     
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  34. Beachy Toast

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    Woody Wommack is underrated for his pedophile tendencies
     
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  37. daddy fat sacks

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    Idk which is the real mike
     
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  39. bertwing

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    I like the random capitalization of mind.
     
  41. Kirk Fogg

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    I'm guessing God and/or Jesus is involved
     
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  42. Beachy Toast

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  43. Truman

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    Mike's Mind is so special it's a proper noun.
     
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    I truly wonder when the last time was he exercised, I'm guessing it's been at least 10 years.
     
  46. HOOSINSC

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    lol
    He's not even the most out of shape guy in those pictures.
     
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  47. Pelican

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    But he absolutely is the most awkward.
     
  48. southlick

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    Looks like he shaves his legs
     
  49. daddy fat sacks

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    half of those guys look like they've never put on a helmet and the other half look like they were garbage time all stars.
     
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    The Rivals guys all get the same exact shoes!?!?

    Also is Farrell secretly attracted to husky black HS kids, the body lean doesn't lie.