I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Australian posters

Yeah nobody here is cheering on the Chinese. I doubt any of their medals are legit.

 

Lol we could ask you the same question. We are throwing the bait out there and you guys are lapping it up every time.

 

It’s just amazing how rattled you are all getting that we were leading you on the gold medal tally for a few days. It’s really not that big a deal.

 

I'm making pasta right now

 

It’s just banter. Keep your chin up.

 

Can someone just ban these carnies?

 

Why? Because we speak different to you?

 

Medal count. Which we are first. Please try to keep up.

 

Weird

 

Bring forth Aussie dump for a blacktop showdown to decide their fate

it worked with powe and lightning might strike twice

 

You wish you do.

 

Do the Australians even have a track and field team?

 

Barely. We don’t run or throw. I think we have a decent pole vaulter.

 

u horndog

 

That girl who did hurdles, who is super attractive, that did the hip shake dance is Australian.

 

Who the fuck's cheering on China? They're a bunch of cheating pricks.

 

Medal count is only recognised by, well, you guys. Pretty much every other country goes by gold, silver, bronze. But sure.

 

Lost cause, dude - you know how it works here.

 

Ahh man. That’s the exact point we have been making. Glad you finally caught up.

 

I figure if the people at the Olympics didn’t want silver and bronze medals to count, they’d stop handing them out.

 

We consistently have more runs in the first inning and you guys just won’t care about showing that for us on your TVs

 

Aussies found the one way to get nationalist pride out of this liberal bunch

 

Olympics are like the only times we can actually be proud of Americans and not feel bad about it.

 

I think most some are just laughing at them because it sounds like whinging about nothing

 

Bump

 

Not ideal

 

You guys might well overtake us again in the next 24 hours, but for the moment, it's a nice morning here in Hawaii.

 

The part closest to my country, mate. I've been in your country the last 7 weeks and it's going to be nice to leave today.


I mean, seriously - why else the fuck would I mention Hawaii?

 

Good morning friends.

 

I’m sorry you have to go back to a barren wasteland full of idiots.

 

Like JVP SOOZ

 

Why are you angry all the time? Relax.

 

I’m disappointed they let you in bc you should be on a list

 

I like the Aussies, especially Sooz. Best new poster in years.

 

you prob like the impersonator too

 

No. I have a certain type of mental illness that I find entertaining on a message board, and Aaron Hernandez antics do not fall under that.