I don’t think it needs to be much. Maybe just some paint that says something on the front like “keeps illegals/minorities/lgbtq/etc away”. Sell it for 5 dollars a can. Tell them to spray it above their doors Also acknowledge a lot of my fanbase would buy that shit.
By the way, what the hell happened to Bama'a academics? Used to be up there tied with us and Tennessee, and now you're behind Ole Miss?!??!
I know you've been giving away A TON of scholarship money to kids the past few years. Our salutatorian one year MADE money by going to Bama. Auburn is the stingiest bunch of fucking misers I've ever seen. Can't even get in-state tuition when your kids are a DOUBLE legacy.
Bama's strategy seems to be to prioritize getting the out of state dollars by any means necessary. Seems part of the recruiting pitch is saying we have some crazy amount of national merit scholars because we shower those kids with money to come, while at the same time letting pretty much any out-of-stater who will pay the much higher tuition in. They seem to be OK with the ranking falling a little as long as demand to attend the school remains sky high and the money is flowing in a major way. That's just my impression of what's been going on, haven't done a lick of research.
Auburn has focused on (and become) the top school for the best kids in Alabama. They seemingly don't give a FUCK about anyone out of the state.
Auburn Alumni: “We might suck, but I still think Auburn is an awesome place” Extremely height challenged user IV: “You idiot, do you think you’re Harvard or something?”
they draw in the kids with scholarships and half of them join a fraternity or sorority and make a 2.9 GPA first year and lose the scholarship. then they got their rich parents on the hook for 4 years full out-of-state tuition.
You'd think so. I teach at one of the best high schools in Tennessee. I could count on one hand the amount of kids who have gotten big scholarship money from Auburn. One year, Bama gave out so much money that like 85% of the top 10% of the graduating class went there.
Why'd you choose South Carolina? "You know. The weather. Football." We're not even good at weather or football
"Let's rely primarily on funding from MeeMaw and the Alabama legislature. They will surely treat Auburn justly"
It's mainly the state legislature tho and I'm sure she might be an Aub, but she's a Republican and will just slash education budgets repeatedly
When DaughterRL graduated hs, we visited a bunch of schools, but she had no interest in visiting bama, but I made her because they were offering her $2800 extra per semester over her presidential scholarship and Auburn wasn't offering that at all. They were also giving her dorm preference and a technology stipend or something. They treated us way better than anyone else. When I saw all of the national merit scholars that they have, I wasn't surprised. They recruit them like 5* left tackles. She went to Auburn. And loved it.
we scheduled our yearly golf trip because "it was just vandy" lol. 12 Bammers trying to wrap up the back 9 at Mossy Oak all staring at their phones cussing at each other. Fun little Saturday.
One overlooked thing, not only did he think silverman was a black QB, but a QB rocking 50 would be wild
thats just a thick protective coating beneath the impregnable layers of goo is a masterful system of life sustaining microchips and wires
some people are saying Cam would get included in more Heisman commercials if he’d mix some Brooks brothers and Patagonia into his wardrobe
Pretty sure Nissan said they were waiting for the results from the “ongoing investigation” around Cam’s Heisman