Jennifer Lopez is now 52 yrs old

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    I never know how to bring it up organically
     
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  2. Eric The Viking

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    He was the director (and one of the leads) for the movie CHiPS (yes, based on the 80s TV show). He’s a huge motorcycle/car guy, so he spent a ton of time around us stunt guys. He’s got to be one of the most approachable celebrities around. His wife is really shy, though, and is probably not fond of attention.

    My first day on set, I sat next to his wife in the hair/makeup trailer and we talked about our kids. Pretty basic boring stuff, and then Dax bursts in and leans over her and starts sloppy kissing her in a funny way to embarrass her. He eventually ended up seated in her seat with her legs draped across me. It was awkward and hilarious. He then joked about how being the director has nice perks.
     
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  3. BayouMafia

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    I always go with “keep your heart three stacks” plus a fist bump then we go our separate ways
     
  4. ramszoolander

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    Take it to the Crush of the Day thread.

    But seriously, always seemed like she would be smokin' in real life.
     
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  5. lazy bum

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    I passed Jason Garrett on the sidewalk near Trump Tower in New York just after he was hired as the OC for the Giants. My wife was not impressed. My only known brush with semi-fame.
     
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  6. DirtBall

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    We walked next to him through the Grand Californian, he was with with 2 girls (I assume his kids) and a woman that was not Kristen Bell (nanny or a Disney employee was my guess). He had a hat and glasses on and no way would I say something when there were 2 kids that both looked under 10. Now if it was Evans/Helmsworth/Holland or someone else my kid worships I would give a very polite “excuse me, my 10 year old is a huge fan, can he get a quick picture, if not I understand.”
     
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  7. oknole

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    I too am shocked that more multimillionaires aren't better humans.
     
  8. Artoo

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    Is his wife Kristen Bell, or am I way behind the times?
     
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  9. Wywan Bwowna

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    I met Ken Griffey Jr and Marge Schott when I was about 10-11. We were on vacation in Longboat Key, FL and went to dinner at Da Ru Ma. He was just at the hibachi table across from us with Marge and a couple guys I didn't recognize during Spring Training. I was too embarrassed to go over, but wanted an autograph, so my dad go him to sign the paper place mat. No idea where that thing went.

    Also, have interacted with Kristen Bell and Dax a little. She came off standoffish, so it would make sense if she was just very attention adverse. He seemed really nice and normal.
     
  10. Sir Phobos

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    did Schott say something insanely racist?
     
  11. Wywan Bwowna

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    Haha, I really had no idea who she was at the time. But, I remember my dad being surprised Griffey was out to dinner with her. Guessing he didn't have a choice in the matter
     
  12. Sir Phobos

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    she would affectionately refer to the players as her "million dollar n-words". woman was cartoonishly racist.
     
  13. steamengine

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  14. BrickTamland

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  15. steamengine

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    Went pretty hard at the SoHo House in Austin a few months back. One of the ladies in our party got reprimanded for smoking weed at the table. Some of the worst people I’ve ever been around in that place, I cant imagine the scene at the LA one.
     
  16. Eathan Edwards

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    It's not that bad (Weho) - the place is incredibly well managed.

    Pretentiousness level is at an all--time high but in terms of the space/restaurant operation everyone is ridiculously on point.

    I can't imagine someone lighting up a joint in my group. I'd probably fake a phone call to recuse myself and avoid the repercussions.
     
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  18. Eric The Viking

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    Yes, she was in CHiPS, too, so she was in the hair/makeup trailer when I was.
     
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  19. southlick

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  20. IV

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    Again?
     
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  21. ramszoolander

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    Imagine giving up Jen Garner for that hot mess. SMDH.

    #undefeated
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    if these two crazy kids can’t make it, is there any hope for the rest of us?
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Maybe he forgot to get her a present
     
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    Pete Davidson will be swooping in for the rebound.
     
  27. ramszoolander

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  28. MG2

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    He filled the tub with Aquafina instead of Evian
     
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  30. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm more shocked that they didn't have a prenup
     
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  32. Redav

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    Feel like Affleck went into that knowing it wouldn't work but it was something to do to pass the time
     
  33. Redav

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    They'll run it back in another 20 years
     
  34. scissors

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    JLo must have world class pussy

    Batman came back for it 20 years later, Marc Anthony is like a Latino John Mayer and kept at it for a decade, Diddy was shooting mfers to lock it down
     
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  35. Killy Me Please

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    Succubus.
     
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  36. JonathanCoachman

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    I have an acquaintance that has been one of probably 100 body guards that she’s fired for bonkers reasons. She was having her make up done and he had the audacity to reply to a text message. He was only without a job for around a half hour before Hailee Steinfeld offered him a job with a raise. Working for JLo must be like completing the NAVY SEAL training program for body guards.
     
  37. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I'm just catching up here. Here are the facts as I understand them:

    -- She releases an autobiographical album inspired by her new relationship. Nothing alarming there; that's the basis of at least 50 percent of albums ever recorded.
    -- The album is titled "This Is Me... Now." Perhaps the most pretentious and obnoxious album title I've ever seen.
    -- She's credited as a writer on every song.
    -- Every song also credits at least five other writers. The title track, which is also the opening track (never a good sign, imo) has eight writers. One song has 17!!!! credited writers.
    -- There's no way this album isn't unlistenable garbage.
    -- She produced a companion movie, I guess a dramatized version of the album, which she also wrote (only one co-writer this time). Her marketing team summarizes it as "an over-the-top delight for fans seeking a dose of J.Lo at her most earnest and unrestrained." An honest review of the movie calls it "not really much of anything in the end, and feels most like a stitched together collection of pre-filmed awards show bits" and "a bizarro trainwreck."
    -- She ALSO produced a documentary about the making of the movie. This documentary is called "The Greatest Love Story Never Told," which is also the closing track on the album. The documentary heavily involves Jane Fonda for some reason.

    Even in a narcissistic industry, this is a Hall of Fame narcissistic move.

    Within six months of the album/movie/documentary's release, the marriage that inspired all three is over.

    She seems like a world-class head case, at best. At worst, the relationship was contrived as a basis for her to produce these projects. I don't care how good her vagina is, I wouldn't get within 100 yards of that thing.
     
  38. backinblack23

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    And get to have sex with a very hot piece of arse again. Probably why it only lasted a few years, his five a fuck was broke from the start
     
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  39. BrickTamland

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    I’m just here for the pics, tbh.
     
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  40. Lip

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    Good point. I doubt he had many options
     
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  41. timo

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  42. VaxRule

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    Nobody believes this - including you.
     
  43. electronic

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    Anybody considered that Ben Affleck sucks?
     
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  44. Redav

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    I like been Affleck. I have largely no opinion of Jennifer Lopez
     
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  45. Nug

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    I would come within 100 yards of J-Lo's vagina
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  46. backinblack23

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    I’m sure he can fuck some random 26 year old hottie but she’s not J-Lo
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    he may very well be a huge asshole but there is so much evidence that she is a huge POS that it’s easier to give him the benefit of the doubt. Not too long ago when the the movie for this album came out there were tons of people coming out with stories about their interactions with her and none were good. It’s okay to say a shitty person is a shitty person. Most aren’t saying it has anything to do with her gender and most aren’t being misogynistic about why she sucks.
     
  48. Gambler

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    She's cuntly. There's too many stories of her belittling people for simple things. Some other dude will give it a try. Good luck.
     
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  49. Nug

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    Thanks, I'm going to give it my best shot
     
  50. Irush

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    He is from Boston, so yes I’ve considered it