Kate Beckinsale

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  1. snowfx2

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    Just turned 43 y/o

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  2. BiMaleStripper

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    She left Martin sheen for Len wiseman
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

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    43? Didn't realize she was so young.
     
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  5. IrishLAX2

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    She's an 11
     
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  7. sem

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    Aging well is such a great quality.
     
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  8. enjj

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    Loved her in Serendipity.
     
  9. El Tiburon

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    One of my all time top 5 women. Sexy as hell.
     
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  10. Nandor the Relentless

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    43? Looks like she's easily in her 20s. Sheesh
     
  11. Wu

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    Queen.
     
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    Those Asian genes are kicking in.
     
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    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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  16. D. Silver

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  17. audrew

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    "I cast her because Kate wasn't so attractive that she would alienate the female audience." and 'You're not too pretty." --Michael Bay

    Just another reason he's the worst fucking director ever.
     
  18. El Tiburon

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    Sounds more like Michael Gay, amirite?
     
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  19. lomcevak

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    This just may be the greatest gif of all time. Can't stop watching
     
  20. Keef

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    With no shame will I admit to watching all of the Underworld movies that she was in.
     
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  21. dawgonit

    dawgonit Like James Brown only white and taller
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    Full video of this

     
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  22. Scott Van Pelt

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    Weird belly button. 0/10. Would not bang
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    Well obviously you're a homo sex and her having a prefect vagina rules you out so . . .
     
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  25. angus

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    Most appropriate use of that gif ever.
     
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  26. AptosDuck

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    She's so hot that the pots are boiling and the burners aren't even on
     
  27. Constant

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    And that accent, too.

    Don't even know whether I like leather vampire Kate better or romcom milfy Kate.

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  28. infected donkey

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    I just love kate.
     
  29. Aurelius

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    I can testify that the accent doesn't really get old, especially during sex (source: married to a brit)



    :jizz::jizz::jizz::jizz::jizz:
     
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  30. AptosDuck

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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    She is quite lovely.
     
  32. DuckD

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    Oh my fucking hell :fap:
     
  33. Fusiontegra

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    I bet it's the most majestic cunt ever.
     
  34. UncleItchyBalls

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    Is she #1 in the over 40 category?
     
  35. Fusiontegra

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    i could make an argument for #1 overall.
    She's goddam amazing.
     
  36. Gunners

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    How on earth did Michael Sheen get her
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    I thought she dated Wesley Snipes. Clown Baby please confirm
     
  38. snowfx2

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  39. Jake Barnes

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    She's mine, 1a at least. 1b is Carrie.
     
  40. miles

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  41. Jake Barnes

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    My eternal No. 1 :ohgosh:
     
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  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    She looks like a MILF version of Emma Watson in that GIF
     
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  43. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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  44. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  45. a.tramp

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    gat damn gat damn gat damn
     
  46. -Prime-

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    Don't insult Kate again
     
  47. Sterling A

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    Excuse me? Emma is a goddess
     
  48. UncleItchyBalls

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  49. UncleJesse

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    Tit bit nipply I would say.
     
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