Lane Kiffin to Ole Miss

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  1. Boo MFer!

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  3. Boo MFer!

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    It’s OK to laugh at yourself, Kilmer. Like when Mox made your ass quit!!!
     
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    I really don't know if I can handle a Hugh Freeze win at Ole Miss coaching fucking Liberty. Buying Svedka magnum in advance.
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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  11. Boo MFer!

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    He’s just the best.

     
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  12. Killy Me Please

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    Wait what. First 10 win season?
     
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    Are they in the back of a stretch limo going to the peeler to celebrate?
     
  14. Boo MFer!

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  15. ned's head

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    He went on an absolute retweet bender at like 4 am. He must have had a real good night
     
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    regular season 10 wins
     
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    imagine never having a regular season 10 win season The Banks
     
  18. Jake Barnes

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    Until they added the 12th game, in order for Ole Miss to win 10 in the regular season, they had to go 2-1 against the combination of Bama/Auburn/LSU AND sweep everything else. That’s a tall order.

    They went 10-0 in 62, and had a couple 10-1 seasons in the decade before that.
     
  19. wes tegg

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    First 10 win regular season. We’ve had several 10 win seasons, they just required a bowl win.
     
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  20. TC

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    It’s pretty shocking information
     
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  21. ned's head

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    Is the feeling on your side that he's going to stick around for a while, or bolt at the first beach destination that offers?
     
  22. wes tegg

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    Don’t really know. He seems to like Oxford and we’re about to offer him a huge raise, but he’s still Lane Kiffin. State law only allows for a 4 year contract, so that probably works against us unless we throw in some crazy incentives.
     
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    Did you see the tweet? Him and corral are coming back
     
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    Why is dale yelling at everybody






     
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  26. DUCKMOUTH

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    Scanned through Dale’s tweets. He may need to be on suicide watch if Lane leaves or Ole Miss has a losing season in the future.
     
  27. ned's head

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    Corral coming back would be a lot of fun, but he probably needs to get paid before he breaks. They have one of our decommits behind him though, so I'm sure he'll turn out to be the next sam howell
     
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    Dale being what looks to be in his 60s makes those tweets so much better
     
  29. SC

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    Supposedly OM can get to or is already at ~$8M a year or so on a new four-year deal. Is that enough to keep him around? Who knows.
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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    I don’t know the in’s and outs of lanes life but the poster we have on our board that is friends with him says he’s like 9 months sober and took up Orangetheory and yoga which has helped him shed like 30 pounds or so.

    not saying he didn’t have a couple last night though lol

    he definitely made it seem like he was looking to get back to FL though at either UF or Miami if the jobs came open. Layla is in the Tampa area so I’m assuming it would be easier for his kids and stuff and apparently they are sort of back together
     
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  31. StillwaterDawg

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    think Layla and the kids are still in L.A. He put up a video or picture of Knox playing football in Cali a few weeks ago.
     
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  32. Jack Parkman

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    should clarify

    from what he said Layla’s mom lives there and she’s always there. I guess after lane she dated some rich guy that she was originally with before lane but has since broke it off

    trust me Ive asked for more Layla stories than lane lol
     
  33. Killy Me Please

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    What's your blonde bimbo game like?
     
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  35. ned's head

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    That's wild money for ole miss, but I guess that's the game these days. The calculus may be slightly different for someone who has made millions per year for the last 15+ years, though
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    One of my and Oranjello 's former housemates just donated a million and have several other friends doing similar. I think Ole Miss does what it takes financially to keep him here unless he just wants another job.
     
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  37. IvanTheTerrible

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    I think he really wants out of Oxford.
     
  38. Eathan Edwards

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    Got a text from MIL yesterday asking if we were only allowed to have blonde cheerleaders. It is pretty comical that we are rocking like 20/20 blondes for the squad.
     
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  39. Eathan Edwards

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    Definitely possible.

    I'm obviously biased but I just don't see why you leave Ole Miss if they're basically giving you a blank check unless it's for UGA/Bama or a school in a major market.

    LSU and UF are elite level jobs but I'd rather live in Oxford if the money is the same and the expectations are lower.
     
  40. IvanTheTerrible

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    I don't think Lane is a finalist for either LSU or UF.
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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    he wasn’t for us, he/Sexton called and expressed interest but it didn’t go further than that for whatever reason
     
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    Easier road to the CFP outside of the SEC
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    Not if you beat Auburn :feelsbadman:
     
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  46. tigr2ndbase

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    Lane isn’t going anywhere. I think he stays put in Oxford for a while.
     
  47. wes tegg

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    of course you do
     
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    Sexton needs to shut his whore mouth - unless it results in Hugh Freeze in Baton Rouge or Gainesville in which case I'm all for it.
     
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