Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser & Bad Driver

You guys are stupid.

That's clearly the Lincoln memorial in the way way waaaay back to the left of the Washington Tower

 

Ummmm I’m afraid the Washington Tower is in Seattle. I’m embarrassed on your behalf.

 

Correct I mean the pentagon. Behind the pentagon you can clearly see the Lincoln Memorial

Stop hating on this poor cripple and his fake girlfriend

 

I can’t decide if it’s more likely that his dumbass didn’t know it was illegal, or if he knew the riots were coming.

*why not both dot gif*

 

What a fucking loser

 

I bet he was really burning rubber to get away from all of his supporters

 

Given his background stories, it’s more likely he’s just plain lying.

 

Arrest him.

 

I think we should take him at his word as a sworn congressman and

 

Is he trying to pretend he was part of the attack or the defense?

 

Welp arrest him

 

After he fires his first round, he will be a sitting cuck.

 

Guarantee he’s more pissed about being compared to a black guy

 

also what tf is up with man’s jacket?

 

His fashion sense is handicapped.

 

It’s a shooting jacket. Denzel Washington wears one in the shotgun scene with the Italian mob boss in American Gangster.

 

Going to be entirely shocked when someone finds out it was a popular type of jacket worn by the nazis

 

Looks like some kinda fashionista Sherlock Holmes

 

Searching the vintage section of Huge Boss’s website rn.

 

SS chic

 

Black rifle coffee must’ve expanded into Winters in Russia wear.

 

he wants to play pew pew so bad

 

Laughed way too loud at this.

 

It's a little too late for him to walk it back now IMO

 

If Madison Cawthorn is coming after you, you just have to briskly walk up a steep hill

 

“more wise about their choice of words”

*wiser

 

I agree. Sounds like he’s calling for a National popular vote.

 

this dude is an all time dumb guy

 

He really has strong guy back from college sitting by the keg at a high school party vibes.

 

if he hadnt sullied himself with this fake paralysis charade, i would say he is a big time himbo

 

I appreciate that he still does the Republican motif of holding a rifle and dressing up as the forest to let us know he hunts. Big woodsman, Madison.

 

Wrong thread. While I’m here...fuck off, Ironsides

 

as a NC resident, thread is relevant to my interests

 

He’s my congressman. I thought that when I moved to known lib utopia Asheville that I’d have some decent representation but nope, got a legit nazi instead.

 

NC’s gerrymandering game is quite impressive.

 

we wrote the book on it!

idk if that's true but it certainly feels like it ...

 

Cawthorne represents Asheville even in the redrawn court approved ones, which is more remarkable iyam

 

I used to assume that Asheville had its own 80% liberal district. Modern GOP cheating in NC elections and what happened in Wilmington post reconstruction puts North Carolina in the elite tier corrupt states.

 

The idea of Madison shooting a gun and the recoil knocking him down a flight of stairs is just too sweet.

 

Saw today that Wicked Weed brewing is one of Cawthorne’s biggest donation sources.

Gross.

Edit: the statement above is not official and may be from a disputed source

 

sounds like a post for the beer thread iyam

 

Owned by Anheuser so that makes a little more sense