Mainboarder to join the cast of Saturday Night Live (sike!)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Corch, Sep 12, 2019.

  1. Lip

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    wasn’t that from the first time he hosted?
     
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  2. bertwing

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    Yes
     
  3. Lyrtch

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    Rare to see the Internet in such unity that his monologue was awful
     
  4. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Monologue kinda bombed but sketches were mostly good.
     
  5. Redav

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    Shane get in here and answer for that monologue
     
  6. Lyrtch

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  7. ~ taylor ~

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    They were going for something and it didn’t land.
     
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  8. IHHH

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    I think you should thread ban him
     
  9. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I just watched the monologue and I expected way worse based on these posts. It was fine. I think if he didn't down play it so much it would have rolled right along and been better.
     
  10. Redav

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    I have not seen the monologue. Thank you
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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    Doing a big bit about Shelby foote being a Confederate is extremely my shit but wild to include it in there
     
  12. DrTomOsbourne

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  13. Redav

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    I would laugh hard at a Shelby Foote reference but like maybe 1% of the population would get that reference
     
  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Loved the premise about Greenland/Iceland fooling trump in 2025. Joke didn't land but there's definitely something there. Same with the Shelby Foote stuff. Feel like he's still work shopping that stuff.
     
  15. Lyrtch

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    its not even just a passing reference, its multiple minutes
     
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  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sounds like he treated the monologue at trying to work out some new material, but in front of hundreds of thousands of people.
     
  17. soulfly

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    Thought the tie back on the confederate letter was funny :idk:
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    nope his fans said this is all straight out of his act going back years
     
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  19. devine

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    The CouplaBeers skit was great
     
  20. PAHokie

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    Yeah the Shelby Foote thing is very old material.
     
  21. scissors

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    You definitely tell people he’s a buddy of yours with all the glazing you do
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    So was the history channel bit.

    Greenland joke was good in concept, rest was pretty bad.
     
  23. DrTomOsbourne

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    Yeah dude it's how I start every conversation.
     
  24. Tobias

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    god i love how much scissors and doc hate each other’s guts
     
  25. soulfly

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    Wasn’t even aware this was a thing :laugh:
     
  26. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    the deion sanders thread can get intense
     
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  27. Lip

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    i don’t even know what “glazing” means but the disdain was palpable
     
  28. scissors

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    I had never interacted with him until Sanders got hired and he wanted a ban bet over some banal thing like win total

    So now I follow him around TMB reminding the board how terrible he is as a poster
     
  29. Arrec Bardwin

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    Ban bets, what is this 2011?
     
  30. DrTomOsbourne

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    Very normal behavior for someone who had their brain fried by a 7 win Matt Rhule and 18 year old Lil Patrick Mahomes.
     
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  31. IHHH

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    This calls for a face to face at a neutral publix parking lot .
     
  32. IHHH

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    The only few times I ever mentionned this place was to bring up the fact that Gillis was posting in the nd thread.

    but I usually refer to him as Shane to make it seem like we were close
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm very close to spending money on Fiverr to have the background of the original Street Fighter intro in a pixelated Publix parking lot.
     
  34. Lip

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    seems like a no brainer
     
  35. Snakes

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    Nick Mullens has a really funny Shelby Foote impression
     
  36. bruce bowen

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    Only Dad was great. The puppet
    "You liked what I did last night"
    "Yeah I did but I don't want someone who does that around my kids" :laugh:
     
  37. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    I think yall are all underselling how big a celeb Shelby Foote is
     
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  38. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    What is a dermott kennedy

     
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  39. bruce bowen

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    Shane, Dermot, and I*
     
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  40. zeberdee

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    MOTM 2020 Soccer Aid
     
  41. TheFreak55

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    So is he going to do a bunch of college football stadiums? Any rumors to more?
     
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  42. 40wwttamgib

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    a nice influx to ND's NIL endeavors :smug:
     
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  43. UncleJesse

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    I believe the next one will be Liberty.
     
  44. —

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    Over/Under 5.5 TMB users who have sent unread DMs to Shane :roll: I’ll take the over


    Fwiw I think I was one of the underwhelmed guys when he started posting his stand up on here. OG hater checking in and I don’t even hate his comedy now. Shelby Foote was good stuff
     
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    ALSO Tate MCrae does nothing for me!
     
  46. Fidelio

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    it's arguable whether he still owns that material, so let's go wide with it
     
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I own 75%. Just calling it and getting in on dibs. Suck it losers and haters
     
  48. TheFreak55

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    I PM'ed to ask for backstage passes at his Birmingham show
     
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  49. Redav

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    I thought Shane's stand up was good. He had some funny jokes. I've only really watched one of the first ones he posted though. I think he had a special on Netflix that I gave not watched
     
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  50. Snakes

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    I don't think his standup is that great but I think he's a great comedic actor and his skits are hilarious.
     
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