Mass shooting thread

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  1. dblplay1212

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    Killed me
     
  2. AIOLICOCK

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    Yes, all those POC in in Gaston. Excellent point.
     
  3. Tobias

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    still not "down the street"

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  4. fucktx

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    My advice to you is to quit being a pussy, respectfully
     
  5. AIOLICOCK

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  6. AIOLICOCK

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    Noted.
     
  7. Tobias

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    "calling out every lurid detail about my weirdo war zone fantasy as the lies they were" is not "splitting hairs". words have meaning
     
  8. The Banks

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    “Look at all of these murders (4) in Gaston!”

    (Doesn’t live in Gaston)

    “Okay but what about this one down the street?!”

    (Is two towns over)
     
  9. AIOLICOCK

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    Tobias why don't you come up with a list of colloquialisms denoting distance and tell me which ones I should use to indicate a distance of about 5 miles, and in the future I'll use one of those, okay?
     
  10. ashy larry

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    thought everyone knew EDC was an acronym for emulsified dairy condiment
     
  11. Tobias

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    you got caught in a lie to sensationalize your objectively safe bumfuck town and now you're crying about colloquialisms and splitting hairs
     
  12. Tobias

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    this type of behavior is not tolerated on mimosa drive that's for sure. you'll get into a pretty violent dance competition with the local gangs if you tell lies like this down in those parts
     
  13. Baron

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    5 miles is "down the street?" lmao ok
     
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  14. AIOLICOCK

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    Tobias, what I think you don't understand, is that I know about all the crime and fucked up shit that happens here. So it doesn't matter to me if you don't believe me or want to argue about distances because it's irrelevant. Does that make sense?
     
  15. The Banks

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    Thank you, Tobias. I learned a lot about rural South Carolina this morning.
     
  16. fattus

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    That’s who I was trying to remember. I was thinking this style reminded me of someone but couldn’t put my finger on it. Thank you!
     
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  17. Craig Pettis

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    the flip side to that is often times shootings that do not result in death are classified as agg assaults. So that stat could cut both ways
     
  18. Tobias

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    no because you went from saying how dangerous gaston is (mimosa drive lmao) to how dangerous pineridge is to how dangerous the next town over due to an isolated incident. you are quite literally lying and just writing it off as "splitting hairs"

    there are a ton of people on here who either do or used to live in columbia (myself included!) who know enough about the area to know you're flat out lying to justify how much of a coward you are
     
  19. bertwing

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    There’s been like 10 murders in NWA this year. I better strap up with my EDC (a dildo)
     
  20. fucktx

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    worse than CHIRAQ lmao!
     
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  21. Tobias

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    i spent 4.5 years living in columbia i guess the bumfuck towns surrounding it could have turned into war zones since then but i highly doubt it.
     
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  22. fattus

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    Should be arrested for tucking in a t-shirt. Especially into khaki shorts.
     
  23. blotter

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    on one hand living in a gun obsessed country with mentally ill people abound I vaguely get it

    on the other hand if you're at the point where you're carrying literally everywhere I'm not sure how/why moving isn't the absolute highest priority until you don't feel that need to carry a gun just to go about your day

    just curious AIOLICOCK are there places in America you would feel safe enough to not carry?
     
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  24. AIOLICOCK

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    My very first post said I lived in Pineridge. YOU are the one who jumped on Gaston, go ahead and take a look back if you don't believe me. I also posted an entire list of gaston area murders that occured just this year(Shockingly I don't think you commented on that). Your entire argument boiled down to you disagreeing with my characterization of the distance, and that he died outside the house. Pretty weak stuff.
     
  25. fattus

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    Give me a fucking break. I’ve had those things happen to me while living in Boise fucking Idaho.
     
  26. AIOLICOCK

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    Cool?
     
  27. AIOLICOCK

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    Yes. I fucking hate it here.
     
  28. Mix

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    They actually suspended the first kid from my hs to sleep with a teacher. I think a day or two before someone in the office was probably like are you fucking stupid? Then he came back and was pissed he got unsuspended. This was like 01-02ish I think. It happened a few more times after I graduated but doubt they did the suspension thing again.
     
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  29. The Banks

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    Why did you post a screen shot of a google search for murders in Gaston then?
     
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  30. Tobias

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    i do not find domestic violence incidents to be remotely worrisome for my own personal safety regardless of how tragic they may be.

    using a guy who died (and deliberately misrepresenting the details of the crime) nowhere close to your home (without clarifying if it was a random murder or some personal dispute which its almost assuredly the latter and thus, once again, no danger to your own personal safety) to justify your little pew pew fantasies isnt just weak stuff. its absolutely unhinged and pathetic
     
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  31. Tobias

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    or dare me to hang out on mimosa drive and possibly get wrapped up in the crimes and degeneracy of the local chapter of the street gang known as the jets
     
  32. AIOLICOCK

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    Because he was sayinh Gaston wasn't dangerous and it is. Also, despite what the map may indicate, the area I live in is really essentially the Pineridge/Gaston area.
     
  33. fucktx

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  34. AIOLICOCK

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  35. Tobias

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    i havent left my house in days i am so scared (a guy the next town over got drunk and found his wife in bed with another man and shot them both)
     
  36. fattus

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  37. AIOLICOCK

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    I relayed the details as they were relayed to me, friend. I'm sorry it upset you so much. I hope you can find closure during this difficult time.
     
  38. skiedfrillet

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    the only thing i every day carry is magnum condoms for my massive dong
     
  39. Tobias

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    pivoting again. "i wasnt lying i was just given bad information (which i definitively claimed happened down the street). this (false) secondhand account is why i think i need to be armed at all times" :roll:
     
  40. racer

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    Scared! Take penicillin and plan b like a man.
     
  41. AIOLICOCK

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    Tobias, can we get you to measure skillets dick and decide if "massive" is an acceptable adjective?
     
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  42. fattus

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    Confirmed
     
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  43. racer

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    Jesus Christ how am I even alive right now?

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  44. AIOLICOCK

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    From what you've shared it sounds like what I was told was pretty accurate :idk:
     
  45. fattus

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  46. dblplay1212

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    AIOLICOCK have you ever pulled your gun out to protect yourself?
     
  47. AIOLICOCK

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    No
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    So you carry a gun for a hypothetical situation that's never actually occurred?

    That's hilarious.
     
  49. racer

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    ~95% of edc’rs would piss themselves and surrender when faced with a threat they had to react to without advance notice.