McMansions

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    I love to look at these abominations that defy any kind of architectural style or good taste





     
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  2. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    They all look like some shit 11 year old me would've made in The Sims.
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    Rosebud code?

    I pretty much only built houses and decorated them
     
  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Home design is my passion
     
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  5. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Floating chair house has blown my mind. 26 seats in your kitchen and not a single chair leg.
     
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  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    They used to have those exact same chairs at McDonalds. Fitting, really
     
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  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    Sometimes when I'm bored in a meeting I'll start drawing up a blueprint for my dream home. Never more than 3 bedrooms. But always with multiple home theaters
     
  8. devine

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    Some of these don’t seem so bad I’d love to live here

     
  9. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Only once have I ever seen a real house with two home theatres. I posted it on this board sometime in the past couple years. May have to try to find it now.
     
  10. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe this shirt is van heusen
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    when I played sims I always designed houses with a chess nook but I’ve never played a game of chess in my entire life
     
  11. Barves2125

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  12. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    A "Roast My House" thread would be a lot of fun...
     
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  13. devine

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    Who would want to have their house roasted
     
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  14. Emma

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    Why not all the rooflines? On top of that, let's be 26 feet away from our neighbors.
     
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  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    George Costanza’s house in The Hamptons had two solariums
     
  16. Emma

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  17. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Nobody, and there probably wouldn't be much to go on for most people but you know every now and then someone is going to post something special
     
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  18. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Roomba lyfe
     
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  19. wes tegg

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  20. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Would love to see this place after a huge ice storm. So many neat angles for icicles to form
     
  21. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    On brand
     
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  22. Biship

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    probably Denver
     
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  23. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Yo dawg I heard you like porticos so we put a portico in your portico
     
  24. GoodForAnother

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    Too much grass. I’d bet Texas
     
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  25. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Or bus stop bench in Corch ‘s case
     
  26. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    It’s amazing what you can do under an overpass these days
     
  27. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  28. Emma

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    Shit looks like a bouncy house
     
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  29. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe this shirt is van heusen
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    yes I bet all of the other very good posters here did the same thing
     
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  30. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Location, location, location.
     
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  31. wes tegg

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  32. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Every house posted makes me die inside. I grew up in the suburbs of Houston where two story brick box homes are more prevalent than humidity and mosquitoes. Those homes represent giving up and waiting for the sweet release of death.
     
  33. texasraider

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    There were so many awful homes built in the last ten years in Texas. Especially in regards to stone/brick combo
     
  34. Emma

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    Control + C, Control + V
     
  35. Futureman

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    You can't convince me this isn't some sort of weird ass ski apartment in Park City. I refuse to believe an architect willingly drew up these plans.
     
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  36. Emma

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  37. Emma

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    Penis shaped window and a sniper tower for true intimidation
     
  38. texasraider

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  39. Emma

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  40. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    *this is a Fancy original (TM)
     
  41. Oranjello

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    Until you realize it’s Dallas and there are so many similar, hideous houses that the market is what it is
     
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  42. Emma

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    Harvey Dent's house

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  43. Emma

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  44. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    McMansions themselves are only the tip of the iceberg. Could forgive half of the horrific designs if they weren’t built in sprawling suburban hellholes completely reliant on cars for all human mobility
     
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  45. Lyrtch

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  46. Emma

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    If a house were a run-on sentence

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  47. infected donkey

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    They own a wood working company and did all the custom woodwork inhouse, would be a lot more if contracted out.
     
  48. Doc Louis

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    You know what this concrete path needs? Some steps. Just a few though.