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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Jul 21, 2020.

  1. Redav

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    What I like is that it's not enough that water is going to pour into the garage from the street but we also made the gutter dump out at the garage to add to it.
     
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  2. beist

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    I take it it doesn’t snow there?
     
  3. Doc Louis

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    i just want to watch cars scraping on the driveway trying to go uphill or downhill.
     
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  5. Redav

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    Prob why the one picture you see a car it's parked off to the side.
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

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    It wasn’t as dramatic of a decline but I knew someone who lived in this house a while ago in north Georgia. Driving down the driveway was terrifying.

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  8. Nug

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    Put a quarter pipe right in front of the garage, skateboard in the summer and snowboard in the winter
     
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  11. LuPoor

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    His only chance of selling that place is getting fired and having Ok State hire another bumpkin as HC
     
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  13. spagett

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    Crazy how rich people are ok with a one TV setup
     
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  14. beist

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    If I could get OSU to cover the first $2 million or so in un-Big Buck Huntering costs, I think I'd be pretty happy there.
     
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  15. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  16. DriveByBBQ

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    “The bigger the TV, the newer the money”
     
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  17. steamengine

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    I’ve been to Oklahoma once and nothing there should cost $8million that isn’t associated with the thunder.
     
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  18. steamengine

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    No offense
     
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  19. Redav

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    I assume multimillion dollar homes for sale in places like Stillwater sit vacant for years
     
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  20. devine

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  21. IV

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  22. Redav

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    Think Harsin left some absurd looking home when he left Auburn that will surely never sell to anyone.

    Mike Tyson had a mansion in I think New Jersey that sat empty for decades. The market is so incredibly small
     
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  23. IV

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    A casual 11/20
     
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  24. IV

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    What’s funny is I couldn’t even rent that thing for 1500 a month the bills have to be astronomical
     
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  26. Redav

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    Everything is just a shade of brown
     
  27. devine

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    Well this is wild

     
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  28. Duck70

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  29. LSUTigers1986

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    He’s not selling a home… he’s selling a lifestyle.

    The whole time I was thinking, I bet this guy is a total douchebag,” but when I saw the Oakleys display case I called my realtor to run the comps.
     
  30. Duck70

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    It was the Joker corner for me
     
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  31. Jax Teller

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    That house is setup/decorated like if 22 year old me had fell into a bunch of money.
    Except the obsession he has with Milwaukee tools.
     
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  33. Artoo

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  34. beerme

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    40 pictures of a garage and 1 of the kitchen
     
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  35. Artoo

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    I think that kitchen was in the garage
     
  36. Clemson327

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    The Aston Martins coming with the house is a nice touch.
     
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  37. BumpingNasties

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    So it’s def set up like my dream house when I was in high school hahahahah. But why does it have so many fucking garages. It looks unnatural.
     
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  38. Artoo

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    Is that the basement with the couch and the Red Bull fridge and then all the ridiculous and tacky exposed plumbing? Lol

    You spend all that money building the house but you don't hide that plumbing? Alternatively, there is ways to have exposed plumbing that looks good. Make it look Victorian/turn of the century. Whatever this is ain't it though

    Edit: no, I see it now, it's in the golf cart garage
     
    #1188 Artoo, Jun 2, 2024
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  39. CUAngler

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    probably should have left all kitchen pictures out
     
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  41. Duck Smoker

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  42. bigred77

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  43. Kirk Fogg

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    Hoping this guy has a riding mower because mowing that thing would be a hell of a workout.
     
  44. Boo MFer!

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    Negative. Push.
     
  45. Kirk Fogg

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    Oh…sorry, I didn’t realize that was your house
     
  46. laxjoe

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  47. 20/20/20/20

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    What’s up with that giant fish on the wall
     
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  48. bigred77

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    I like that there is a swordfish on the wall
    The tv (I think it's a tv) below it has a whale on it, and you have a giant picture of the NYC skyline all combined in wonderful Indiana
     
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  50. bigred77

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    A glass elevator in a house?
    Fuck these people
     
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