MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Listened to the best damn soccer show at the gym and 2 fun questions they went over:

The Messi effect will be the Beckham effect times how many?

The amount of AppleTV/MLS subscribers will jump by how much?

 

hopefully enough to convince the cheapskates holding everyone back for another round of loosened restrictions next year

 

I just hope he refuses to play on fieldturf. Maybe then the league will do something about that nonsense.

 

From the way the insiders are talking I think that’s going to happen.

That would be amazing

 

Someone gonna sign Luis Suarez?

 

If you’ve ever played with Messi, Miami is signing you.

 

Disaster

 

Bad news for St. Louis City.

 

This came out of no where

 

Mazatlan confuses me so much. Half their team are ex Juarez players and they all suck. And their coach used to manage Juarez. I guess as long as they keep us off the bottom it's all gravy

 

I’m still in shock over this.

 

what was the outcome with Reynoso's stuff?

 

G

Fucking

G

 

Miller partied with Brad pregame 100%

 

He just showed up and decided to play eventually. I don’t think it’s leaked yet

 

Minn Loo-ins

 

straight George Costanza'd

 

That’s more like it CLT

 

What in the hell did CLT do to Jaylin? Turned him into a shirt tucker? I would never have placed him as a tucker.

 

DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE THE STADIUM! LOCK HIM IN!!!

 

No clue how Karol kept this from going out (if he actually did). Untuck your fucking short Jaylin.

 

SKC has 9 players out injured, 7 of them are hamstrings. So sick of this staff. Same stuff every year.

 

Fucking hell Ruidiaz

 

I think he’s getting fit

 

You excited Leo?

 

Turned the clock back a bit

 

My god Tyler Miller is awful. Closest I’ve seen to points shaving ever.

 

There we go CLT!!!

 

LAFC, from treble to trouble?

 

Alan

 

Back. The. Fuck. Off. Guadalajara.

 

His hair looks so bad in the rain

 

Sean Johnson says hold my beer

 

Pause not. Seattle midfielder put in the same right half space cross 4 times in 30 seconds and the 4th one hit. Ball just recycled to him every 5 seconds. Never seen it before.

 

CLT won’t be denied tonight!!!!

 

Ouch

 

that's the crispest Atlanta's looked in months

 

Austin in shambles

 

Our 5th string CB that was a USL bench warmer scored on them.

 

Alan

Is 2g and an assist good?

 

Funny how quickly he picked up play as soon talks started swirling about non-American clubs being interested in buying his contract.

 

Cherundolo “That effort against Houston? We have a problem.”

 

They’re giving it their best effort