Move to texas where you can constantly worry about losing power

Hey Ted Cruz, perhaps somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere for this next vacation

 

Nah, Florida maxes out my per capita stupidity; not sure I could stand much more.

 

Is the state of Texas actually working to improve their infrastructure? This isn’t going to be a thing much longer, is it?

 

I'm genuinely upset they were too bitch-made to secede.

 

Texas? Probably not

 

well, you see, it's never been this hot before in Texas and

 

see contrary to many people's thoughts that requires responsive government

 

imagine paying a private company for shitty electricity

 

Just point your AR-15 at the lights and dare them to go out

 

Lol fuck no. It’s going to keep happening and the state government will throw up their hands and say there’s nothing they can do about.

 

Imagine having your head so far up your ass of state pride that you still think you can operate as an independent country.

 

Please fix this so they stop moving to Colorado

 

Wait a minute...

 

I heard from a service industry acquaintance that some asshole Texan tourists were being total pieces of shit about being politely asked to put their masks on - "we're from Texas" ... "freedom" blah blah etc. Bitch do you like our sweet Oregon air conditioning?

 

"Oh your from Texas? Extra spit it is then!"

 

In Texas, we have the right to use force, if necessary, to defend our property from losing power.

 

I imagine that saying "We're from California! Civic responsibility!" would go over well if I ever hit my head, lost 70 IQ points, and decided it would be fun to go touristing in fucking Texas

 

Fucking frozen wind turbines..... Every damn time....

 

“You won’t have reliable electricity, but you’ll sleep well at night knowing there’s a border wall protecting you from Mexicans!”

 

The thought of Texans looking across the border to see someone with power does make me chuckle.

 

AOC must have something to do with this

 

Maybe you can use all your guns to shoot the sun

 

I see voting for low taxes continues to pay off for conservatives

 

We are planning to move from Austin next year and it honestly can't come soon enough

 

Just build a wall around it.

 

It’s been hotter than that for 2 weeks in several upper Midwest states and we are flush with electricity as a matter of fact I’m using extra electricity to make up for our Texas posters

 

Is this broad trying to be the new Sarah Cooper?

 

just turned the thermostat down to 45 degrees in solidarity!

 

Do the power companies also sell generators?

 

*~~F R E E M A R K E T L Y F E~~*

 

I tell you what, I can't remember a single time in my life where I have lost electricity because it got too cold or too hot here in Virginia

 

My dual stack, tuned diesel generator with upgraded injectors and dpf delete can handle whatever ERCOT throws at me.

 

Thanks, green new deal!

 

This never happened under Trump. That’s for sure.

 

See guys the problem is this was totally unexpected.

Now one expected it to get hot in Texas.

 

-Texas has 20 percent of the entire nation’s solar energy potential.

-But they have implemented less solar-powered wattage than states with far less solar potential including New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts.

“So why is Texas's solar sector floundering when other energy sources, even other fledgling renewable-energy sources, are surging? In short, because a confluence of policy choices and economic forces have stunted the state's solar growth — and few solar advocates see hope that the state landscape will change anytime soon.”

-Texas succession would be an Idiocracy sequel. But with guns.

 

Where we are moving fwiw

 

Feel like hurricane season has potential too.