New Breakfast Sandwich Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by poor paul, Aug 7, 2021.

  1. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    consider this one of many, nearing the teens

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  2. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    oops I forgot to block out the username
     
  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    I maintain this is the best fast food breakfast sandwich you can get. Maybe the best breakfast sandwich you can get anywhere. Texas Brisket egg sandwich from Einstein brothers..

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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Good. Y’all can both go get fucked.
     
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  5. a.tramp

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    Everything all right Hoss? Did I step in the middle of a blood feud?
     
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  6. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    I think he’s really upset and I don’t mean to cause drama I’m just here for the breakfast
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Never blocked a poster but I guess bi
    nah it’s cool. Never blocked any posters even through the shit pit phase but I guess y’all the ones.
     
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  8. Lip

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    Who knew there was such passion about different ways to microwave eggs. You both should be ashamed of yourselves.
     
  9. a.tramp

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    Dude, I messaged that to Joe as a joke because you asked for tapes. It will be all right man.
     
  10. poor paul

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    I'm so confused.
     
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  11. a.tramp

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    Apologies for any shit I contributed to in here, I will see myself out for now.
     
  12. blind dog

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    apparently breakfast sandwich shade is serious business folks
     
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  13. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    lol good lordt
     
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  14. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    always have to remind myself how loose some people get at night and on weekends. posting climate gets volatile.
     
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  15. poor paul

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    Post a breakfast sandwich for your troubles.
     
  16. a.tramp

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    It is almost dinner time man, I am not an animal!

    Tomorrow morning.
     
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  17. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Hot take alert. Deli meat bagel sandwiches are way better than breakfast bagel sandwiches.

    Biscuit breakfast sandwiches >>>
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I posted a comment about a shitty way to microwave eggs and I guess it rustled jimmies so I ghosted the jimmies and this thread is back where it has always been with posting breakfast sandwiches. Hope that helps.
     
  19. blind dog

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    you really blocked posters for the first time ever bc they made fun of your microwaved eggs?
     
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Lol, yes. I had a poster tell me my dead child was a sign from god once
     
  21. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    lmao nobody was even making fun of that well adjusted poster
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Whoever told you I was well adjusted? :awesomeface:
     
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  23. blind dog

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    so this was a bit?


     
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  24. ned's head

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    I've always said that breakfast sandwiches are one of the world's great unifiers. This thread is testing that theory
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yeah I ain’t blocking anyone for my shitty eggs.
     
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  26. Houndster

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    Sausage patties > bacon for sandwich purposes
     
  27. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    I usually use both
     
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  28. blind dog

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    they both have their time & place
     
  29. Lip

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    Thoughts on Eggwiches for those of us watching our figures?
     
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    Last edited: Aug 21, 2021
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  30. Lip

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    For a second I thought we were going to need a “Newer Breakfast Sandwich Thread”
     
  31. ned's head

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    My thoughts are that I will fucking burn you for this
     
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  32. poor paul

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    the fuck is an eggwich?
     
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  33. aisle seven

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    :booger:
     
  34. a.tramp

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    I hope your husband is appreciating the effort you are putting in to stay trim!
     
  35. Lip

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  36. Lip

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    We broke up. :ohdear:
     
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  37. poor paul

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  38. Constant

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    Lidl bakery makes a pretzel roll. Like a soft pretzel in sandwich roll form. That's my go-to for noon-kickoff game day late breakfast, with whatever combination of eggs, meat, cheese and condiments strike my fancy. Delicious. A touch less density than a bagel.
     
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  39. blind dog

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    probably bc you made him an eggwich
     
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  40. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    You all need Jesus

    and by Jesus I mean this man

     
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  41. Lip

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  42. poor paul

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  43. blind dog

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    acting like those and eggwiches are similar smh
     
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  44. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    When I’m doing keto I get SEC biscuits or similar and remove the bread. It’s basically an eggwich.
     
  45. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    I fucking love breakfast sandwiches. For me, and I don't claim it to be gospel, I tend to go with three basics:
    English muffin>Bagel>Biscuit. Egg=runny yolk. The sauce has to have the spicy simplicity of just Duke's Mayo and Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp.
     
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  46. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i find pretzel rolls mostly suck
     
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  47. The Fuck Lion

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    I like this thread

    working from home a couple days out of the week makes breakfast sandwiches my go to lunch option

    nothing too fancy

    English muffin
    Ham
    Cheddar
    Over easy egg

    or

    Bagel
    Bacon
    Cheddar
    Over easy egg

    or

    caramelo taco shells
    Scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar, diced onion, diced jalapeños and hot sauce

    easy and healthy

    sides usually hashbrowns and espresso

    the beauty about a breakfast sandwich is you can wrap in foil and take for lunch on days in the office

    <3 Breakfast
     
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  48. Constant

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    No you
     
  49. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    How do you guys feel about the sausage mcmuffin with egg? I think it's one of the most solid options out there for a quick dive through breakfast. Maybe McDonald's best item.
     
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  50. blind dog

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    i like the sausage McMuffin without the egg and a small amount of grape jelly for an emergency breakfast
     
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