Official Canon Star Wars Thread: Every choice you have made has led you to this thread.

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  1. DirtBall

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    That’s right. Technically they’ve been alive the same amount of time but Rex/Cody/Jesse/Etc would be “older”.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    “You’re a good soldier Rex. So is every one of those men down there. They may be willing to die, but I will NOT be the one to kill them.”

    God Ahsoka is the best.
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    Empire was tight. The Mandalorian is tight. OG Clone Wars was tight. But is there any better Star Wars content than the last 4 episodes of Clone Wars? My goodness, the camera panning and showing Jesse’s helmet/grave, Ahsoka giving up and dropping the sabers that Anakin sought out and refurbished for her, then Vader finding the crash site and taking back the sabers while Morai circles above. Just incredible.
     
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  4. WhiskeyDelta

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    how do clones work?
     
  5. IV

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    it's 100% Boba
     
  6. Hank Scorpio

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    After some meditation and reflection, I have decided that it's Boba. No further questions.
     
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  7. Truman

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    Especially since Pablo has said this is Rex in ROTJ Screen Shot 2020-11-01 at 7.37.19 AM.png


    Of course he could un-retcon his retcon, but as cool as it would be to be rex, and as much as I hate Boba surviving, it's prob Boba
     
  8. DelapThrows

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    shave the beard and boom!
     
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  9. Pelican Grove

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    Why are y’all debating over this. It’s obviously him.
     
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  10. lazy bum

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    This is online Star Wars with silly theories.

    If course, I said that about Rey Kenobi and it turns out they considered it and I said there was no way it would be Rey Palpitine and sure enough that’s where we ended up.

    That said, if anyone can redeem the Boba character, it’s the Mando team so I’m willing to give it a shot.
     
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  11. AlternativeFactsRule

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    In my Star Wars head canon, Rey is still meditating with Leia and the rest of that movie is just a “What If?” she’s working out in her mind - likely under the influence of some heavy psychotropics. Eagerly awaiting to see what happens when she comes out of her trance.
     
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  12. bigpig

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    Star Wars fans tend to overthink things. Real writers care more about characters and plot over twists and headfakes
     
  13. Nelson

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  14. Pelican Grove

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    Yes. Thank you.
     
  15. Nelson

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    Let the Boba Public Perception Resuscitation Tour begin
     
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  16. Aussie

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    If it is Boba, maybe they'll finally give fans a reason to be fans. Because outside of looking cool he's never done anything worth a damn.
     
  17. SugarShaun

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  18. bwi2

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    Cobb Vanth did more with that armor than Fett ever did, change my mind
     
  19. Wu

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    Fett’s EE-3 blaster is badass in Battlefront
     
  20. Dick Dollars

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    :leo:

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  21. admiralawesome1

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    I think it’s more mainstream to say boba is lame now than it is to like him. I have no doubt the mandolorian will make him cool again
     
  22. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Boba has always been cool. Rewatch Empire, nerds
     
  23. bwi2

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    what kind of shit ass bounty hunter just tells the client where the bounty is

    capture Han and Leia yourself, you lazy fuck

    oh wait, you can’t, because you suck
     
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  24. AlternativeFactsRule

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    More than Vader managed to do on his own - with the entire Empire at his disposal.
     
  25. Wu

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    If they can do for boba what they did for an IG unit then :banderas:
     
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  26. Truman

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    The premise he survived is super dumb and I hate it.

    That said, I felt the same about Maul, and the continuation of his story was great. So im begrudgingly trying to keep an open mind about this but it's difficult
     
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  27. Artoo

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    Yup.

    Maul's story continuation was so incredible that it makes you forget that Obi Wan LITERALLY CUT HIM IN HALF AND HE FELL DOWN A BOTTOMLESS SHAFT
     
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  28. Wu

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    Maybe Maul should’ve ODed on The Force

    would’ve really killed him
     
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  29. Artoo

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    Or gotten real sad.
     
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  30. Nelson

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    Maul stuff is dumb EXCEPT for final Clone Wars story
     
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  31. Wu

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    May you all muster the determination in your lives that Maul mustered to attempt to punish, torture, humiliate and then kill Obi-Wan Kenobi
     
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  32. dtx

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    boba debuted during the holiday special

    he automatically fucking sucks
     
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  33. Mr Bulldops

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    Nah, non movie Maul is pretty great. He was wasted in TPM and was a cheesy cameo in Solo, but Clone Wars and Rebels Maul was great
     
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  34. Mr Bulldops

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    He was the only thing about that holiday special that was worth a shit

    Nah, that whole special was great. Who doesn’t want to see Chewbacca’s pervy uncle watch porn
     
  35. Truman

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    Ive never seen the Holiday Special
     
  36. Mr Bulldops

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    You are missing it out, it’s quite the spectacle. Have you ever wondered what the Star Wars theme would be like with lyrics? Maybe what it would be like if dorthy from the golden girls was the singing bartender at the cantina? Or watch 20 minutes of a Wookiee following a TV chef’s recipe? And don’t forget Lumpy perving out on an aerobics droid show.

    seriously though, it’s one of those things that is so bad it’s makes it great
     
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  37. Wu

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    They’re doing another HS this year

    I believe to drop on Disney+ just before thanksgiving
     
  38. Celemo

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    IG-88 shits all over Boba Fett
     
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  39. AlternativeFactsRule

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    IG-88 is an idiot that did less than any other bounty hunter. Don’t like Boba? I get it. Stanning for a nothing droid like ig-88? Insanity. Shit droid. Shit bounty hunter. I mean choose Bossk at least. At a minimum, he looks cool.

    Fucking ig-88. The most boring ass bounty hunter. The bounty hunter of choice for Mennonites.
     
  40. SugarShaun

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    IG-11 and Din have done so much to raise the stock of IG units and Mandalorians
     
  41. DelapThrows

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    I'm a Dengar/Zuckuss man, myself.
     
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  42. AlternativeFactsRule

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    If we’re going with canon bounty hunters in the Star Wars universe it’s:

    1. Mando
    2. Embo

    3. Everybody else.
     
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  43. Wu

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  44. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I said what I said.
     
  45. slhorn

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    Well that’s just a bad opinion.
     
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  46. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Name 2 Star Wars bounty hunters more awesome than Embo.

    You literally can’t because it’s impossible. There’s only one and that one pals around with a baby Yoda.
     
  47. Wu

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    Embo’s #2 behind Cad Bane for me
     
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  48. portlandspartan

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    Jado Honnal #2, Embo #3
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

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    Cad Bane is a Cad bitch imo!
     
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  50. Artoo

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    Rako Hardeen and IG-88(or 11 whichever)