Official Canon Star Wars Thread: UNLIMITED POWER!

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  1. Wu

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    That being said, the Luke shoulder brush was great
     
    #10551 Wu, Dec 16, 2019
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  2. Nizz

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    i bought a ticket for thursday, and i forgot what theater and can't find my email confirmation. This is going well
     
    #10552 Nizz, Dec 16, 2019
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  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    My favorite part of TLJ was Sergeant 'Salty' Sharp. Who licks the fucking ground? No one was wondering what the ground was made of.
     
    #10553 PeterGriffin, Dec 16, 2019
  4. jrmy

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    Wrong

    My wife got mad at me in the theater for speculating about what the ground was made of
     
    #10554 jrmy, Dec 16, 2019
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  5. jrmy

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    My guess was the salt leftover from evaporated nerd tears
     
    #10555 jrmy, Dec 16, 2019
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  6. PeterGriffin

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    #10556 PeterGriffin, Dec 16, 2019
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  7. Nostradumass

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    That video was awesome,

    I've been harping on the "Luke not fighting Kylo is the most purely Jedi thing in the series ("a Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack") for two years. Fuck those neckbeard manchildren who cried and cried because he wasn't a "herp derp badass"
     
    #10557 Nostradumass, Dec 16, 2019
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  8. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    [​IMG]
     
    #10558 Wu, Dec 16, 2019
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  9. HotMic

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    “Guys, in this scene Luke will use a Snapchat filter to fake a message from Leia! The kids will love it!”
     
    #10559 HotMic, Dec 16, 2019
  10. Joe_Pesci

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    "It's you who are the neckbeard manchildren. Not I, the guy who has been writing longform articles about Star Wars for 25 years."
     
    #10560 Joe_Pesci, Dec 16, 2019
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  11. Nostradumass

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    I haven't been writing for 25 years...more like five.

    but point taken
     
    #10561 Nostradumass, Dec 16, 2019
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  12. Joe_Pesci

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    I thought I read that you had been doing it since 1995. My mistake
     
    #10562 Joe_Pesci, Dec 16, 2019
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  13. The Shape

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    TLJ was GOT Season 7 and TROS will be GOT Season 8.
     
    #10563 The Shape, Dec 16, 2019
  14. Joe_Pesci

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    No one deserves this
     
    #10564 Joe_Pesci, Dec 16, 2019
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  15. The Shape

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    No we don't, but that's what we're gonna get.
     
    #10565 The Shape, Dec 16, 2019
  16. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Does anyone else think that maybe the heist episode of the Mandalorian is really a sign that The Rise of Skywalker is going to be terrible? No? Am I just making shit up to be edgy and contrarian? Get an avatar? What does that even mean?
     
    #10566 PeterGriffin, Dec 16, 2019
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  17. Nostradumass

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    Been a fan since 1995 when I got the THX remastered trilogy on VHS, with Leonard Maltin interviewing George before each movie.
     
    #10567 Nostradumass, Dec 16, 2019
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  18. Wu

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    Regardless of what you think of both, this week we get both a new episode of a live action SW show and a new saga film

    and I think that’s pretty fucking cool
     
    #10568 Wu, Dec 16, 2019
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  19. Wu

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    TRoS premiere is tonight and social media embargo ends at midnight central.
     
    #10569 Wu, Dec 16, 2019
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  20. TLAU

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    Got tickets to Friday 8am showing at an Alamo Drafthouse. If they don’t have some Star Wars themed omelets or something I’ll be letdown before the movie even starts
     
    #10570 TLAU, Dec 16, 2019
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  21. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Vader was planning to overthrow the emperor with Luke at his side.

    Sidious had been looking for a replacement for anakin as soon as he got injured by kenobi on mustafar and Vader knew that.

    :comicbookguy:
     
    #10571 Super Vegeta, Dec 16, 2019
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  22. Joe_Pesci

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    part of me hopes those absurd spoilers from a couple of months ago are true just for the shitstorm but i'd rather that the movie be good
     
    #10572 Joe_Pesci, Dec 16, 2019
  23. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    #10573 Wu, Dec 16, 2019
  24. TLAU

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    I saw that menu last week and the Dark Force cold brew cocktail martini thing is delicious.

    faintly remember when I went to opening morning of TLJ they had some Star Wars breakfast specials like the Tatooine Cantina Hash Skillet IIRC was what I got. Hopefully it’s not just the standard brunch menu
     
    #10574 TLAU, Dec 16, 2019
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  25. TLAU

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    Nvm that Hash was on the main TLJ menu. It’s just gonna be their standard brunch menu. Sad panda
     
    #10575 TLAU, Dec 16, 2019
  26. Nostradumass

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    Fair warning

    Spoilers will be rampant starting tonight. If you've watched Star Wars videos on YouTube be wary of spoiler filled videos with titles that give away big plot points.

    Also reddit always has spammers who send private messages with spoilers.

    Because people are the worst and cant let others enjoy nice things.
     
    #10576 Nostradumass, Dec 16, 2019
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  27. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    #10577 Wu, Dec 16, 2019
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  28. Seavie

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    I'm pretty much going to have to stay off Facebook, YouTube, probably even TMB and internet in general. Not seeing it until Sunday night.
     
    #10578 Seavie, Dec 16, 2019
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  29. Jack Parkman

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    :ohgosh:
     
    #10579 Jack Parkman, Dec 16, 2019
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  30. Nostradumass

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    Every Disney Star Wars movie has had at least one absolutely killer action scene

    TFA: the lightsaber fight in the snowy forest
    RO: Vader in the corridor of death
    TLJ: the throne room battle
    Solo: The Kessel Run
     
    #10580 Nostradumass, Dec 16, 2019
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  31. Joe_Pesci

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    you'd think it would be bannable or at least warrant a little vacation but apparently not. dump's sorry ass spoiled the ending of game of thrones and nothing was done.
     
    #10581 Joe_Pesci, Dec 17, 2019
  32. LuPoor

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    The trending hashtag for reviews has a typo on it. Feels like a bad omen
     
    #10582 LuPoor, Dec 17, 2019
  33. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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    #10583 TheGrifter, Dec 17, 2019
  34. jrmy

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    One of the reviews I saw called it low-key horny
     
    #10584 jrmy, Dec 17, 2019
  35. prerecordedlive

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    Damn, y’all continue to dog Solo. I feel alone in enjoying that movie.
     
    #10585 prerecordedlive, Dec 17, 2019
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  36. zeberdee

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    I was entertained by it. it was deep or anything, but I've watched it multiple times and always enjoy it.

    granted, Emilia Clarke helps.
     
    #10586 zeberdee, Dec 17, 2019
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  37. Tex

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    I enjoyed Solo.
     
    #10587 Tex, Dec 17, 2019
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  38. IV

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    Solo is fine except the officer naming him
     
    #10588 IV, Dec 17, 2019
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  39. Mr Bulldops

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    solo was much better than I excepted but I expected it to be salty garbage so that really wasn't difficult I guess
     
    #10589 Mr Bulldops, Dec 17, 2019
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  40. Mr Bulldops

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    I had read some GoT spoilers a few months before the final season which at the time I passed off as ridiculous fanfic. After the final season I realized I would have been much more satisfied with what I had read than what I had watched.

    I read some supposed spoilers for RoS awhile back and felt the same way. Lets hope that what we actually see doesn't make me feel the same way
     
    #10590 Mr Bulldops, Dec 17, 2019
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  41. Hank Scorpio

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    #10591 Hank Scorpio, Dec 17, 2019
  42. Nostradumass

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    not a surprise, JJ said he was inspired by TLJ to be more bold with the finale.

    Personally I loved TLJ but I've never seen JJ stick the landing on any story so I'm worried if he can do a "final chapter" justice after making his bones in Hollywood as the ultimate "chapter one" guy
     
    #10592 Nostradumass, Dec 17, 2019
  43. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I think the cum blast of ships led by the millennium falcon to me sums up what it’ll be

    an utterly ridiculous fan service-y but ultimately fun movie
     
    #10593 Wu, Dec 17, 2019
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  44. fsugrad99

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    With John Williams on full blast, I’m probably gonna scream-cry like a bitch during that scene
     
    #10594 fsugrad99, Dec 17, 2019
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  45. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Until we get a gungan flying a X-wing

    “DEES-a red-a seven, OKEE-DAY”
     
    #10595 Wu, Dec 17, 2019
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  46. zeberdee

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    heading to the theater now. I'm almost nervous, I really hope they put out a good finish to this story.
     
    #10596 zeberdee, Dec 17, 2019
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  47. CF3234

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    I hate you right now
     
    #10597 CF3234, Dec 17, 2019
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  48. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    [​IMG]
     
    #10598 Wu, Dec 17, 2019
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  49. Codename Duchess

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  50. Joe_Pesci

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    "The Star Trek reboots were great. You just hate fun."

    Now you fuckers will feel my pain
     
    #10600 Joe_Pesci, Dec 17, 2019
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