Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    So my son is fast asleep. Bunch of diarrhea but he’s all good now same as last. I on the other hand feel like I need to be getting my will in order. Wife always gets by unscathed. Never gets her.
     
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  2. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    We just had our baby shower last week. Literally every outfit we got included a bow, lol.
     
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  3. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    JJ’s mom and Cody’s dad are 100% fucking in the latest season of cocomelon.
     
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  4. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    Wee lad’s personality is starting to come out a bit and it’s fun

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  5. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Levi’s first Santa visit today. It went well.

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  6. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Ours is next week. I expect my kid is going to lose his shit.
     
  7. Bruce Bowen

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    I need to find my older ones first time. Had a progression of pictures him sitting, looking back at Santa, and then losing his shit.
     
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  8. zeberdee

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    we own roughly 500 bling bows. my wife has a drawer of then not even opened so now we just give them out to people.
     
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  9. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    We got some nip confusion at the stric house. My son loved dr browns but my daughter hates them. She will only take the real thing. Anyone have this issue and what bottles did you switch to?
     
  10. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    Haven’t seen my dad in years. He got so heavily into guns that hes literally working part-time teaching tactical weapons courses to law enforcement. Has 32 guns in his safe at home. Met my toddler for the first time a couple days ago. They bonded. My kid slept in his lap. Saw in a photo of said nap that he was concealed carrying a fucking pistol of some sort with my kids head on his lap. On his couch.
     
  11. mc415

    mc415 Well-Known Member
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    damn can’t even give up the strap for his grandkids nap? Only in America
     
  12. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    I’ve never been angrier in my entire life. You risk your grandsons life because you’re such a pussy you can’t go two seconds without a gun? Fuck you. Dude just died to me
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    You never know when a threat will arrive and either the toddler comes at you or, worse...many toddlers
     
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  14. Ball Gag Giorgio

    Ball Gag Giorgio do you like being chief of police?
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    Used both Dr. Brown and Mam bottles. Mam bottles won the day for both kids—two girls.
     
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  15. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Son has loved the phillips avent natural nips. He wouldn’t latch but has chugged with these since day 2.
     
  16. OhioHoo

    OhioHoo Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
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    2nd Mam, never had an issue with their bottles or pacifiers
     
  17. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    The only passy my daughter will take is some cheap ass ones from dollar general.
     
  18. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    Less than a month out from our due date and officially leveling up to Dad status. I’m in charge of the bug-out bag/delivery room checklist and wanted to ask if there were any items you had and really appreciated or didn’t have that you wish you did. Also giving consideration that they might lock us down considering the way the covid stuff is trending. Mrs. has handled most of the return home items (baby clothes, car seat stuff, etc…) I’m tasked with the critical items and creature comforts during our stay and delivery i.e. phone chargers, Bluetooth speaker and other dad shit.
     
  19. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Best idea we had given to us was to bring a Chromecast to hook up to the tv’s hdmi in the room and stream our stuff to watch.
     
  20. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    bring snacks.
     
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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    That would have been clutch. I did get to watch Snowpiercer for the first time. If I could do it over again I would have brought some booze. They don’t tell you how you don’t get to sleep at all because you don’t have a bed and you know, a baby.
     
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  22. Bruce Bowen

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  23. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Food, a pillow, extra blankets. We had ours during the first covid lockdown. Have people lines up to bring outside food or delivery. The food they give her will not be enough. Oh and another thing before she goes to the hospital make sure she eats. Once they start inducing they wont allow her to eat anything from that point on.
     
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  24. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Until the baby is delivered.
     
  25. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    I've got a twin air mattress, wonder if they'd allow it.
     
  26. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    I doubt there will be enough room.
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Maybe. You gotta know how to talk to them
     
  28. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    "I'm sorry, I didn't know I couldn't do that." But seriously, only an asshole would do some selfish shit like that. I'm going into this being mindful of my role as a secondary participant and I'm there in a supportive capacity. I won't be a rah rah cheerleader over the top bc I know that's not what she wants, but I'm at her disposal and I'm well aware that sometimes the most helpful thing I can do is shut the fuck up and just be there.
     
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  29. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    get a super long phone charger so your wife can use it while charging
     
  30. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    honey sticks helped us. Midwife recommended it for the quick shot of carbs/sugars. Also, my wife refused water during her first labor, but gobbled up ice chips from the hospital. Be prepared for something like that
     
  31. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Usually there is a couch/chair that converts into a shitty ass bed. We used that. I did bring my own pillow though and that was clutch.
     
  32. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    this might sound insensitive but when they tell your wife she's like 4 cm dilated and they're going to start her on pitocin, just go to sleep if you can. if it happens faster than normal they will wake you up, but normally it takes like an hour per centimeter and you'll be better off if you can let her sleep afterwards.
     
  33. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    You have nerves of steel if you’re catching some zzzs while the wife is pushing out your first kid.

    “Wake me up when you get close, babe. I’m going to recharge the batteries for a bit.”
     
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  34. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I was never asleep anywhere close to when she started pushing. I'm talking the 4-5 hours between epidural and being fully dilated.
     
  35. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    what hospital?
     
  36. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    Grandview. No way am I going to be the red neck blowing up his own air mattress in the hospital room. I’ve slept on much worse. Place is nice.

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  37. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    We were suppose to have a room like this. Then my wife had complications and we were put into a room in the wing for troubles. The room was so small I could not get out of my little corner when they had the nursery crib rolled in.

    So, I hope you get to keep your big room.
     
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  38. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    looks like the same couches they have at St Vincent's. if the baby is in the room you won't be sleeping much anyways. the nurses come in every few hours to check on everybody and it's not like I was going to sleep through anything like that.

    My wife never opted to do it, but Grandview I know will take the baby for the night in the nursery so you and your wife can both sleep. I have friends who recommend that to everyone they talk to because it's basically the best sleep you will get for several months, if not a year. My wife declined but man I wish i could have overruled lol.
     
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  39. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    my wife refused to give our first to the nurses or sleep with her in the room so I did laps on the floor with the bassinet for 2 hours hoping she would sleep.

    got back in the room and she was just on her phone texting people the whole time.
     
  40. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    Our baby slept a lot in the hospital. We slept too. It was the nurses that kept coming in that sucked. I wish had brought a cooler of cokes and drinks. I stay thirsty and was having to run to the cafeteria or gas station. It was during Covid so I’d have to wait for the security card to let me back in the wing every time. Id recommend the fire stick too. The hospital channels suck.
     
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  41. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Yea I sent my mom a picture of us holding the baby shortly after being delivered thinking nothing of it. Later that day I was telling my wife that and she says, "I really hope she didn't post that on any social media". She opened up FB and of course the first thing she sees is my mom's posting of the picture.
     
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  42. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    oof
     
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  43. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    100% your fault
     
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  44. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Without a doubt. Totally my fault. Sharing for those in the thread who also might be a dumbass like me.
     
  45. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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    Daughter shat in the bath tub for first time today. Had to do the waffle stomp, cept with my hands. Good times.
     
  46. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Welcome to the club
     
  47. Rabid

    Rabid Fan of: DQ Treats
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    My brother found out our grandmother had passed via a social media post that was earlier on the call list. The funny thing is he isn’t even on social media.
     
  48. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    Oddly enough, ten months ago I was overnighting in a maternity room on the wing of the Women's and Infants center at UAB. World class facilities and care. They had to convert the maternity wing to oncology due to the COIVD bed shortage. I was blessed to be at my Dad's side, providing what care and comfort I could and then escorting him home when it was time to be discharged for end of life care. He was discharged on Thursday night and died Sunday afternoon. I'll treasure that time we had together for the rest of my life. Getting to say goodbye was a blessing on my soul. Four days before he died, I looked him in the eyes and said, "I'm going to miss you Dad" and he said "I'm going to miss you too Bud." and we held purposeful extended eye contact for what seemed like 2 minutes. It was some heavy stuff, and too much to unpack in a single post but I'm grateful for all of it.

    Our room had a panoramic view of Red Mountain that perfectly framed the Vulcan, the red neon WBRC call sign, and The Club behind the bham city scape. I stood there staring out the frame from the top floor, observing dusk fade to night and the city illuminate, I became enlightened to the fact that I was an active player in a script that had already been written and everything was playing out exactly as it was designed to. I'm not overly religious or spiritual, but I'm telling you, I have never in my life experienced the palpable presence of God's love more than I did in that hospital room. Just overcome by a pure sense of peace and acceptance. It was wild. I'm fully self aware that it could have been my lizard brain kicking in to process the trauma and grief but I don't think that was it, there was an observer(s) present.

    In less than a year I will have lost a Dad and become a Dad myself. When my Dad told me he was sick, and we knew he was about to die, I wrote him this long letter and in it, I told him we were trying to get pregnant and his impact on my life and our relationship as father and son was the single greatest influence in deciding that I wanted to have children of my own. I've found immense comfort that I was able to communicate that to him and he died knowing we were going to have children. We found out we were pregnant the same day we spread his ashes and we're having a little boy. The cosmic timing of the universe is something to behold and Life is fucking beautiful.

    That went on longer than I intended, I'm super fired up to join the Dad fraternity! Thanks for reading and letting me share.
     
  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Quite the roller coaster in posts
     
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  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah. I drank like 7 gallons of coffee. Went to the hospital at 9pm. Sent home at 3am after walking the halls.

    Went back at 8am bc wife was in pain, doc said not wide enough. Kept slamming coffee, then she got her epidural and she had a nice long nap and I was fucking wired.

    Mainboarded for a few hours then held a leg. Nurse thought I was about to pass out, got me a chair :laugh: I was like "nah promise I'm fine, please focus on her"
     
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