Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    #1 Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015
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  2. Artoo

    Artoo Ah Skywalker, Missed you I have.
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  3. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE MY POST, Artoo.
     
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  4. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    I'm a dad! I want likes!
     
  5. Jigga

    Jigga I am Steve Rogers
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    Missed you on Sunday

    Also likes please
     
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  6. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    I was there. I stood in front of the cry room the whole time.
     
  7. JacobPalmer

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    My 7.5 month old is starting to walk behind her pushcart thing by herself. What am I getting myself into?
     
  8. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail

  9. Jigga

    Jigga I am Steve Rogers
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    8:00?
     
  10. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail

  11. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    10:00
     
  12. Jigga

    Jigga I am Steve Rogers
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    Then you didn't see me
     
  13. Artoo

    Artoo Ah Skywalker, Missed you I have.
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    So the other night, the wife is putting the boy to bed and he starts hollering for Dadda, dada, dada. OK, I go in and give him a hug and kiss and he tells me night night and I love you. I walk back out smug thinking this is just the as good as it gets.

    Well, a few moments later, the boy comes bursting out of his room and running towards the bathroom with the wife right behind. Jumps on the potty and poops.

    Just when I think it doesn't get much better, it did. So proud of my little turd.
     
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  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Lots of likes doled out. Even for you, Jigga.
     
  15. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    I was about to make this thread.

    One of my girls is sick today with a little fever. Couldn't send her to daycare but she's been in a great mood all morning. We got a doughnut treat then went to the plant nursey. Then we stopped by a little woodworking shop and bought a swing before swinging by toys r us. And finally we went to the drs office (negative for strep but has a sinus infection).

    Picked up antibiotics and pizza for lunch and now I pray she goes down for a nap. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  16. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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  17. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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  18. Baron

    Baron gold chain gang
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    #2 coming end of July. Pray for me. #1 is already a little bitch.
     
  19. oknole

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    Hello friends. My boy got sent to the office today for repeatedly using the word ass in the lunchroom.
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    wife recently informed me we are going to be having #3, its gonna be a girl

    what have I done
     
  21. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    The lil one has been waking up at 5 - 530 every morning this week. It could be worse, of course, but man that's a bad time- just long enough to not go back to bed...but early enough to make the day drag
     
  22. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    #2 (a boy) comes in a month. Just transitioned our 1 yr old to a real bed to free up the crib. She has been less than pleased with her new sleeping arrangement.
     
  23. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Playing the carrot drumsticks at Grandma's:

    [​IMG]
     
  24. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    Son will be 3 in a week and daughter is due on the 27th. Gonna be crazy.
     
  25. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    2.5 yr old has just started to really get after his kazam bike. our driveway is on a bit of a slope and we live in a cul de sac. he took off yesterday, feet up, across the street, smoked the curb and went flying over the handlebars, face first into the neighbors yard.

    scraped chin, but said..."dont worry daddy, i'm superman"

    got up, and did it again
     
  26. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    So sorry I missed you all in the tag :feelsbadman: but it :feelsgoodman: to have you all back.
     
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  27. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Parent-Teacher Conference today was for my Kindergartener.
     
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  28. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj super great
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    I was wondering why I couldnt find this thread anymore. ours will be 4 months old next week. she rolls around like a log on the floor now. its pretty entertaining to watch

    [​IMG]
     
  29. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    My wife has gotten the baby bug for # 2 already (little one is 10 months). She knows we need to wait a little longer, but the though of those first few months- or having a new baby who doesn't sleep great terrifies me.
     
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  30. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    My wife is due with boy number two in July and my 5 year old is being super protective of her/watching out for her. Makes me a proud pop to see.
     
  31. One Knight

    One Knight Waiting for the other shoe to drop
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    No trips to the office, but I did catch mine saying "what the hell are you doing" a couple times recently.
    He's 8 so its to be expected, but he's always been very adamant about "bad words" so I'm wondering where he picked it up. Probably the little fuckers he's around at school
     
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  32. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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  33. -Asshole-

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    Feels good to have this thread back :)
     
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  34. Wicked

    Wicked Well-Known Member
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    No tag for me? Thanks assholes!
     
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  35. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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  36. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    We are officially trying for kid number two.
     
  37. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Been about 9 months for us and nothing. It's a horrible feeling. Mini Boo happened like the first month.
     
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  38. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Financially this month may be our one chance with insemination coupled with my wife's age. With our luck we'll have twins.
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    My son is 3.5. They'll already be further apart than I wanted. And she's not even pregnant yet. :-/
     
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  40. Verbal Kint

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    congrats, sperm providers. Think I may raise my kids tonight
     
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  41. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Ours is 6. Way further apart than we ever wanted.
     
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  42. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I am a father of four, and grandfather of three. There is no thread for the grandfathers of TMB, probably because we can't figure out how to start the goddam thing.

    I should get likes squared.
     
  43. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    At this point I'm more of a referee than a dad
     
  44. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    I often think of your daughter swinging, missing and falling down, and it makes me happy.
     
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  45. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  46. Constant

    Constant Meh
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  47. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    I have 3 kids, I should get a fuck load of likes....lol! I'm tired
     
  48. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    My wife's at 10 minutes between contractions with #2. The second girl.