*** Official Powerball/Mega Millions thread, now $170/20million***

wow

 

Apparently someone in California won the jackpot.

 

Thought no one hit it?

 

well, glad I don't have to go buy a ticket now

 

Dislike

 

It’s LA county. But not me.

 

so many people probably went out and bought tickets only for the jackpot to reset

 

What's it reset to? Like 10 million?

 

No numbers last night, get them this morning, nobody won, oh wait someone did win... what a clusterfuck.

 

Altadena. A NE Los Angeles suburb.

 

20

 

It’s always fucking California. Such bullshit

 

well, i mean, everyone lives there

 

Fuck that and I lived out there for almost 10 years

 

living there doesn't increase your chances. hth


you will get them next time though.

 

California? That should be enough to buy them a tank of gas LOL

 

I had the Powerball on one line. I'm rich.

 

I had the PB and two numbers right on Saturday's drawing. How much did I win?

 

Looks like you are $7 richer!

 

21 if you get the power play, like a non-idiot.

 

I did get the powerplay.

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Mega Millions up to almost $1 billion tonight. If anyone wins, break me off $50k TIA

 

Just bought two lotto tickets.

 

had $4 in my account, so i just got 2 as well.

 

I’m prepared to win next drawing. According to this site(https://www.usamega.com/mega-millions/jackpot), it will be roughly 325 million after the lump sum and taxes in the commonwealth of Virginia.

 

I could be OK with that

 

when's the next drawing? i suppose i could throw a few sheckels at it

 

Tuesday

 

I promise to donate $100 to TMB when I win tonight.

 

No one won. Up to $1.35 billion now

 

It’s our time!

 

TMB island might become a reality.

Was looking at some island in Panama for like 800k. I'll buy it for the board

 

time to go light $20 on fire

 

My financial advisor always says scared money don’t make money

 

Went and bought 2 tickets. Also bought a $20 scratch off and won $100. Destiny is calling my name

 

picked up 5 powerball and 10 mega and a $30 scratch off and won $50

 

You guys already used up your wins smh

 

Get your tickets everyone. Next drawing is tonight.

- Question, do any of your states do individual state lotteries? We have the Mississippi Match 5 here.

 

Boooooo

 

Ah man it’s gonna be some guy from down east Maine who ends every sentence with “yeah bub” and drinks Allen’s coffee brandy

 

Powerball up to $653 million

 

Megamillions back up over $200 million

 

It’s my time

 

Dumbshit. What do you figger the government's gonna do to me? Take a big wet bite out of my ass, is what. Maybe leave me enough to buy a new car with. Then what happens? You pay tax on the car. Repairs and maintenance. Goddamn kids pesterin' you to take 'em for a ride...