Official Ukraine Thread: Putin On The Fritz

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  1. enjj

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  2. Taffy

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    This is too on the nose
     
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  3. One Knight

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    Damn, pretty impressive you can see his lips moving and everything. Russian ventriloquism tech is light years ahead of ours.
    Just kidding, they threatened to feed the dude his own testicles if he didn't get with the program.
    Also, Hertling is the GOAT
     
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  4. Lawnole23

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    Amazing
     
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  5. TC

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    Deep fake? Holy shit at that actually happening
     
  6. yaywaffles

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    Freudian slip aside, W doesn't sound so hot
     
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  8. WhiskeyDelta

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    Pretty decent anti-ICBM video
     
  9. angus

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  12. Taffy

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    I sincereley hope that's just propaganda
     
  13. enjj

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    All due respect I didn’t need to see that. Fucking animals.
     
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  14. angus

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    She's a local journalist for NPR so might be legit.
     
  15. angus

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    Chechens fighting with them are even calling them meat.

     
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  16. ramszoolander

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    I know what you're saying, but maybe you did need to see that. We all get a little too insulated sometimes. These guys need to be punished: they need to pay.
     
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  17. Prospector

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  18. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  19. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  20. IV

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    Hot take: Russian people are worthless

    but that 1 in million is incredible
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    this is why the propaganda exists
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    absolutely no way Russia flies a Su-57 within 100 miles of Ukr.

    i didn’t think they were operational and don’t they only have like 5? WhiskeyDelta
     
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  23. WhiskeyDelta

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    From what I can find in open source, looks like 10 test platforms and 5 “operational” aircraft.

    On the one hand there is no reason to send a Felon into Ukraine; it’s technically a “multi-role fighter” but just like the F-22 is technically “multi-role” it’s an air superiority fighter that can in theory drop a few bombs. There’s much better aircraft to do that and there’s no air superiority mission in Ukraine anyway; better to just use Flankers (which are true multi-role aircraft and pretty freaking good if your pilots aren’t shit) or Fullbacks (Flanker variant kinda like the Strike Eagle).

    On the OTHER hand, Ivan be crazy. They sent at least two and possibly four Felons to Syria to a base under periodic drone attack just to show the flag and fire a cruise missile, so I could definitely see them flying in UKR just for the ‘gram.

    Given that 1) stealth aircraft are about as stealthy as a flying Land Rover when they have weapons on their external mounts and 2) in order to carry a ground attack load worth a damn they’d have to do that, it’d be pretty fucking funny if Russia lost 20% of their operation 5th gen aircraft to some Ukrainian farmer with a MANPAD
     
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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  25. HuskerInMiami

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  26. Tigers

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  27. Simon Templar

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    Son of a bitch
     
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  28. IanBoyd

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    Would be just a shame if a drone dropped an explosive on that.
     
  29. AUShyGuy

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    Y’all are acting like there’s some easily produced, widely accessible hand thrown incendiary the region is known for
     
  30. angus

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  31. Taffy

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  32. enjj

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  33. VaxRule

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    Republicans make my wiener limp
     
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  34. enjj

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    Lights go out they all look the same.
     
  35. broken internet

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    I dunno - BONK is usually reserved for a moment of regret following the initial YOWZA.

    Political leanings aside, I see nothing BONK-worthy here. :lovelove:
     
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  36. VaxRule

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  37. Taffy

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    I'm no BONK expert, but this doesn't seem correct to me.
     
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  38. enjj

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  39. BudKilmer

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    So the NYT is saying Americans might wane in their support of ukraine what the fuck man
     
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  40. HowdyHorns

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    This just in Americans have short attention spans.
     
  41. Cornfed Buffalo

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  42. VaxRule

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    Without death you could not have …

    The Ghost!
     
  43. angus

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  44. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    RIP heroes
     
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  45. Prospector

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    So everyone is united against Russia and political differences have largely been set aside. Is their democracy strong enough to avoid civil war when RU leaves?
     
  46. theregionsitter

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    lotta weapons
     
  47. Prospector

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    Yup and you know RU is going to fuck w em