I always wondered how the walkers even found out about the sport. I’d imagine they sucked at everything else they tried or were so obnoxious they get demoted to the walking team.
These athletes walking at this pace is inspiring It reminds of when I got to fart the morning after drinking beer all day, but poop comes out. So I waddle to the toilet trying to keep the poop from running out
That'd be a good competition Who can carry 2 12 packs, gallon of milk, 5 bags of groceries the fastest
My fantasy football leagues draft order is based on the finishes of the runners. I have Dong (insert jokes)
Speaking of all this defecating, didn't some speed walker crap his pants, pass out, and finish the race in the last Summer Olympics? https://www.therock.net.nz/home/vid...er-shits-himself-passes-out-finishes-8th.html
The bags need to be packed full of things like olive oil, spaghetti sauce, canned tomatoes, etc. The real question is… paper bags full of these things that rip the handles as soon as you take a step? Or plastic ones that feel like they’re going to sever your fingers?
Not sure what that Japanese guy just did, but his face then taking to the curb and then the commentator holding back laughter killed me
One time I had a plastic bag that had a couple of two liter sodas in it and it was only on my pinky. I lost feeling in that finger for a few days