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Amazing

 

I could make that with $47 of supplies and a cricut.

 

Hey they told me that was the honeymoon suite!

 

You should do that.

 

*BEST* NIL Deals

 

This horrible joke would require people to actually read portal announcement posts to actually land.

 

can hardly understand them.

 

fuck yes

 

Big miss by not naming it Booty Cream.

 

Maybe I need to see an eye doctor, but that cream looks more cream colored than crimson colored.

 

Yes, I’d love some prohibition soap the general’s seven-star crimson cream blood orange margarita body cream

 

His name is General Booty?

 

It is now after the promotion.

 

General Axel Booty

 

“From memes to dreams” is incredible.

 

Beautiful

 

Solid hashtag here, too :)

 

These articles are written about countless non-chud cities

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/07/style/daily-wire-nashville-conservative-media.html

 

had no idea Tim Tebow has an NFT Grift NIL deal going

 

Yikes.

 

Now you’re all really fucked!

 

What starts in College Station changes college athletics

 

Creating generational wealth

 

Sounds like your boosters are giving huge signing bonuses and they’re making peanuts after that

 

Even if this was just your football players, barely over 6 figs a person is hardly generational wealth.

 

I'm embarrassed that what we've been doing for decades is now legal.......?

 

Fun concept, despite the creator's baffling decision to include 2 women's bball players and jimmer fredette.



I'd probably go

1. Reggie bush
2. Tebow
3. Zion (stolen from david hale but a good one)
4. Manziel
5. Newton

Bonus question would be who from your school could have the most money thrown at them. I'd probably go dalvin for fsu.

 

It would have been the pole vaulting girl the internet was obsessed with for a few years.

 

I'm viewing this from a practical lens of what would have been available to the players, rather than what they'd make from legitimate marketing deals. I might actually put manziel 1st. A&M boosters probably would have thrown millions at him just for being the reason they won something in the last 100 years.

 

South Carolina would be Clowney, Lattimore, Garcia, or Shaw
Coastal Carolina would be the current guy, Grayson

 

got you. than yea, johnny football is almost certainly the leader in the club house.

 

Our boosters would have gave Vince Young at a bare minimum $10 mil for him to stay his senior year

 

For us, Pat White or Tavon Austin. Tavon is still huge in the DMV

 

LSU:
Leonard Fournette
Joe Burrow
Tyrann Mathieu
Mo Isom
Odell

Honorable mention:
Lolo Jones
Glenn Davis and a few other names from that 05 final four run