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  1. Nole0515

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    but I thought cancel culture was only for the lefties
     
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  2. racer

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    Lol good luck getting them to quit Bass Pro. Also interested in the USA Today Insurance company.
     
  3. Doc Louis

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    So uh did you tell him to quit feeding the deep state beast and cancel his account? I mean if he was posting on a rivals board they're technically owned by Verizon.
     
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  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    “Wokeness!!”

    Could you define that sir?

    “Anything I don’t like!”
     
  5. mb711

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    Mikey is a boy!!!!!!
     
  6. Truman

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  7. Truman

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    Also for a bit more context - Some may remember the stuff that happened at Mizzou in 2015. The black student group that was formed to raise concerns was called Concerned Students 1950. So this shitbird is mocking them w the username
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    That’s a double yikes
     
  9. HotMic

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    That guy is such an alpha!
     
  10. Tobias

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    buncha soy bois itt who won’t assault a woman on live tv and then fight lebron

    that’s biden's america i suppose
     
  11. wes tegg

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    His wife, no less.
     
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  12. DuffandMuff

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    And employing the same technique he uses to slap dogs.
     
  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Borat: what is best move to silence a woman?

    Missouri fan: dog slap
     
  14. $P1

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    Yikeception
     
  15. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    what children need
    I just watched a news commentator shove a microphone in the face of a school principal and ask, "What are we missing? What do children need?" He went on and on about mental illness, the Juvenile Justice System, gun control, education reform, blah, blah, blah.
    Folks, none of that mumbo jumbo makes a lick of sense. Here is what children need:
    1. Children need a mother and a father who love each other and work together as a team.
    2. Children need a bicycle, neighbors, and cousins.
    3. Children need a grandma to bake with and a grandpa to take em fishing.
    4. Children need a church, a Sunday School Class, and a truth telling Pastor.
    5. Children need a dinner time with home cooked food, prayer, and conversation.
    6. Children need Sunday afternoon football and fried chicken.
    7. Children need books on tape and coloring pages.
    8. Children need summers at the beach and bazooka bubble gum.
    9. Children need a trip to Arlington and Fourth of July Fireworks.
    10. Children need fire pits, smores, ghost stories, the drive in, and real popcorn.
    11. Children need discipline from their parents.
    12. Children need chores, a job, a way to earn what they want.
    12. Children need education that recognizes mama and daddy as the authority, God as the creator, and the Bible as the roadmap.
    This is not about some agenda, this is about children. Get back to basics: faith, family, & good ole fashioned fun.

    https://forums.rivals.com/threads/what-children-need.988381/
     
  16. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I have so many questions.
    What is fake popcorn?
    Why do all children need to go to a suburb of Dallas?
    Am I supposed to move to the beach for the whole summer? Or a week? Or what?
     
  17. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Children need a collection of documents written by goat herders in the Bronze Age as a roadmap
     
  18. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    This is certainly not made up mumbo jumbo that don’t make a lick’a sense.
     
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  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This is very personal and very serious to me. I want to talk to you about one of the core tenants of my beliefs... Books on tape.
     
    #219 It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens, Feb 15, 2021
    Last edited: Feb 15, 2021
  20. fucktx

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    isn’t that the plot to twilight
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    I think he wants to take his kids to the cemetery, not the suburb
     
  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Doesn't "pastor" refer to pastoral, as in leader of sheep? And aren't these people usually calling others sheep? TIA
     
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  23. racer

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    Well, he should have clarified.
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    Bazooka Joe is quite possibly the worst gum there is but I’m guessing this guy knows this and wants his kids to learn perseverance by chewing on those tiny pink rocks
     
  25. skiedfrillet

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    honestly they need to be forced to chew FruitStripe gum for a real life lesson

    let them enjoy the brief deliciousness, only to be followed by a bland nothingness that gets stiffer with each chew that constantly reminds you of the good times that were previously experienced. eventually you're spitting out a piece every 2minutes trying to get that brief feeling of pleasure back, but it's quickly replaced by the hollow husk of flavorlessness and struggle.

    much like life
     
  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    The comics, bro
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    Do they make comics on tape?
     
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  28. Nandor the Relentless

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    Did we time travel to the 80s?
     
  29. VaxRule

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    Oxymoron?
     
  30. Redav

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    Why did he have several different things under some numbers? Couldn't be have used more numbers and listed them individually?
     
  31. Tobias

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    i will not let my son cook with his grandmother because that's how you raise a girl
     
  32. VaxRule

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    No. You are just misunderstanding. You only eat the bazooka bubblegum while at the beach. You watch 4th of July fireworks from Arlington National Cemetery. And so on.
     
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  33. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Kids need books on tape? Is reading some liberal agenda?
     
  34. VaxRule

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    #10 is an obvious call to the American auto manufacturers to go back to making cars with open fire pits in them so that our kids can once again have s’mores while at the drive-in like I did growing up.
     
  35. Artoo

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    Surprised he did say kids need to learn to sit up in the front seat and get out of those car seats, and bring back station wagons so kids can sit in the way back again
     
  36. Truman

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  37. HotMic

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    FANTASY FOOTBALL NAMES INVOLVING DESHAUN WATSON
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    April 12, 2021 at 12:37pm

    Need some clever team names incorporating the latest news on Mr. Watson.

    Disclaimer - Please save me the It's not a laughing matter posts, I get it.
     
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  38. VaxRule

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    Deshaun Gotsome?
     
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  39. shaolin5

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    Much like Crack
     
  40. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    OT Dumbsh^t you did in college you will never tell your kids about

    It's Friday night and there's always some place to be. My group of friends have gathered at some rando's house to pregame. We have a few handles of the three wise men, and it's being passed around in a fast rotation. We're getting faded and we know we won't be driving. The DD is a quiet dude, Sharky, no clue if that's his real name or not. That's what we called him. It was decided we're going to Night Trips to help some girls go to nursing school, one dollar at a time, then head over to a house party. We're a group of 7 including Sharky. We all cram into his Lincoln Town car, the no pu$$y mobile, unless you like old women. We have the music blasting, windows down, and any female was fair game to get an earful as we'd pull up to stop lights. We said some very vile things, and I'm sorry for that. The liquor has taken over at this point. We just made it into OKC, and someone has the bright idea to get some taco bell before the strip club. Any who, we get the TB, and are making our way to Night Trips when it happens, Kevin, a kid from Nebraska, says his stomach is upset. No shit Sherlock, eating TB burritos and Jack don't always mix. Kevin was kind of new in our group, and later we find out, he's not a big drinker. We pull up, get out, and go see some tittays!! All is good, we're having a blast, strippers we're working hard for it tonight. We are acting like drunk rockstars. We're shouting loud and singing the songs as the strippers do their thing. I'm getting a lap dance from a pretty redhead with ginormous talent, loving every minute, when I hear...Holy Fck Fck Fck!! Kevin puked on a stripper! LOL!

    I look over and the bouncers are already all over him. The poor girl got supermanned. He spewed all on her back. My friend Sam is laughing his drunk ass off. Other strippers are running off. I'm in disbelief, and still trying to get my groove on because I paid for that lap dance. Sharky got some puke on his shoes and is really pissed. He's really reserved but he was cussing like a sailor. We got put out. Kevin's clothes are toast, he has puke on his shirt and pants. Nobody is volunteering to sit next to him. We were young, stupid, and dgaf, and we left Kevin's ass at Night Trips. We made it to the house party. Good times.
     
  41. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I hate whoever wrote that
     
  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Any female was fair game to get an earful as we'd pull up to stop lights!
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    I want to send that to his kid
     
  44. UncleJesse

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    EPIC!!!
     
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  45. Clown Baby

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    The T in TC stands for TuckerMax
     
  46. Truman

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    Im gonna go out on a ledge and say Sharky was not his real name
     
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  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    can’t believe this is real. My post calling him a fucking idiot was deleted quickly
     
  48. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz
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  49. The Blackfish

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    What the fuck
     
  50. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Talks about putting a black man in a cage and releasing him like a wild animal, just totally rational stuff here.