Quinn Ewers to forgo senior season, enroll at Ohio State

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  1. poor paul

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    I’m well aware. I’m sure in a fictional world where there is a shared salary cap (a genuinely horrible idea) between players and coaches that contracts would change (and it would never ever happen).
     
  2. Tex

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  5. Tex

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    You know a program has fallen when its players are bragging about beating a Texas Tech team that finished with a better record than them.
     
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  7. ned's head

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    Good thing he's not down to texas and kansas
     
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  8. bigred77

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    It's tough being their crowning achievement
     
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  9. stexraider

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    in a twist of crazy irony… if we don’t get embarrassed like that we don’t end up with the head coach getting fired and his replacement being in touch with the Ewers family and a new OC with ties as well… So I’d like to thank Mr Worthy for the chance to land Quinn
     
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  10. Shinzon

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    Does he mean coaches? Or does he actually mean officials? Officials makes it sound like this is already more than just recruiting, and they are brokering the deal for his college contract. Texas about to offer him a million guaranteed per semester.
     
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  11. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Yes
     
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  12. steamengine

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    The whole team bleaches their hair for the playoffs every year. It’s a very normal place.
     
  13. Zebbie

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    and lost in Austin to a Kansas team that we were up 41-0 on in the 4th quarter in Lawrence
     
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  14. Line 4 Guy

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    Rank these in order of pain.
    Losing Ewers
    Losing Beard
    Losing 70-35
     
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    It's a shame Tech didn't actually play Texas this year so we could have settled this on the field.
     
  16. bigred77

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    Imagine your billboard highlight win of the year is against a Matt Wells coached Texas Tech
     
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  18. stexraider

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    Imagine having all the resources of the University of Texas and still pumping out annual disappointment like it’s Gueros tacos
     
  19. houtex716

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    Beard

    ???
     
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    beard was holding us back thank you mark adams
     
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    BRING OUR BOY WONDER HOME.
     
  24. dome foam

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    Hey if it helps with recruiting, welcome Quinn!
     
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  25. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    0% chance he doesn’t transfer again
     
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  26. ned's head

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    I'd like to congratulate our #Texas Longhorns posters for capping off the most impressive recruiting week in the state
     
  27. spagett

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    Does he have a pet raccoon or is his hairstyle stolen valor?
     
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  29. dome foam

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    Wow thanks
     
  30. houtex716

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    Still going with that quote after losing to Kansas and not making a bowl game huh
     
  31. Tex

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  32. dump

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    If you think about it, all gas and no brakes ends up in a car wreck 100% of the time
     
  33. bigred77

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    Congratulations on your next savior university of texas
     
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  34. Charles DeMar

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    Yikes, should’ve had Hayes Fawcett come up with something

     
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    Good luck with our 4th string QB who had his offer pulled.
     
  36. spagett

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  37. BuckeyeRiot

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    Enjoy 8th place in the whatever division.
     
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  38. JohnLocke

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    Texas has had a pretty good week recruiting. Maybe Sark might actually turn them around
     
  39. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    too many dipshit texans out there that want to be nil big shots for ut and a&m to ever have pedestrian classes again

    roi will never get there because the rosters will continue to be littered with soft texans, but thats neither here nor there
     
  40. killerwvu

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  41. ColeTrickle

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    Tom should’ve lost to Kansas in 2019. Last second field goal to win 50-48
     
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  42. PrinceWimbley

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    Arch to Bama :mulletsmug:
     
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  43. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Arch to Georgia
     
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  44. TC

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    Now now…there’s always that third year of eligibility
     
  45. Line 4 Guy

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    Lots of jelly in here 2nite
     
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  46. bigred77

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    But he didn't, pretty big difference
     
  47. ColeTrickle

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    Is it?
     
  48. bigred77

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    Unless you're gunna go full aggy and claim to be only x number of points from an undefeated season, yea it is
     
  49. ColeTrickle

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    Ok, I think that’s a good idea. I’ll take that one from you like we took Beard and Ewers :D