Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by pearl, Jul 15, 2015.

  1. Burt Handsome

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  2. *DIESEL*

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  3. kinghill

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    Constant is this true
     
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  5. Constant

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    Yes. I am middle top row with the sweet straw boater, and I checkmated that little shit in twelve moves.

    To my left is your grandmother, and I was balls-deep in her 10 mins after this pic was taken.
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Saw this and you beat me to posting it. I really wonder how hard the water felt when he hit and if he actually injured himself at all. Is he high enough and falling fast enough to actually break any bones or just burising?
     
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  7. portlandspartan

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    Only one I got is my kid called the fan in the bathroom poop air
     
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  8. Killy Me Please

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    Fake Meme News. He won every game. He was rivals with Bobby Fischer
     
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    That is how I feel sitting on the couch surfing TMB currently. No chase needed.
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    The sound of that printer… oh god I’m having flashbacks
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  14. pearl

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  16. Roy

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    The only thing screaming when I see this is my lower back, my knee joints, and my bunion
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    Oh lord I have tears in my eyes.

     
  19. Burt Handsome

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  20. Daddy Rabbit

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    I really trusted your judgment, and must say that's the hardest I have laughed in a while.
     
  21. shaolin5

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  22. Boo MFer!

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    Few things make me more irrationally angry than this stupid shit Jay Bilas does every day.

     
  23. Randy Dangus

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  24. ksu_funny33

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    He’s the worst
     
  25. Eathan Edwards

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    Welp - I guess 57 year olds are still very much within my wheelhouse.

     
  26. glimmer

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  28. Eathan Edwards

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    It's literally a girl that has a dick - trans woman that hasn't had bottom surgery.

    Correct me if I'm wrong here glimmer
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    Thought that might be the case but wanted to ask.
     
  31. TheFreak55

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    I read it as gridlock and was just as confused
     
  32. TheFreak55

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  33. glimmer

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    i howled reading this

    a girldick is a dick that belongs to a girl

    another common term is “gock” and i’m sure you can figure out the origins of that one
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    Appreciate you. :respek:
     
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  35. glimmer

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    it’s actually a common joke in trans circles to use “gridlock” instead. it’s a bit of a meme
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    Have lesbian friends that use "Gock" for their strap-ons
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

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    People here may say you're a lot things but one thing they can't say is that you're unrelatable, and that's what I like so much about you
     
  38. glimmer

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    it definitely rolls off the tongue better
     
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  39. glimmer

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    imma come visit one day. mark my words
     
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  40. pperc

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    phrasing...
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    Horny on the main at 10:00 am, I see
     
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  42. repoocs

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    Literally?
     
  43. El Tiburon

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    I’ve been told I have a girldick….uh, I mean, not me….my friend. Yeah. Him.
     
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  44. Kirk Fogg

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    Same, I thought this was a “return to the office” meme where a company is offering pizza parties to get people to come back to their office, but to get there you have to put up with incessant gridlock.
     
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  45. El Tiburon

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    Also speaking of girldick, I once went down an Xhamster rabbit hole of videos featuring large clits. It was fascinating.