Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

This thread is just becoming a place to post the tweets from the blue check aggregator accounts on Twitter that show up on everyone’s For You page.

 

I had this toy as a kid

 

Except for Spliff who uses the worst tweets thread incorrectly

 

Also how tf do people stand the for you tab?? Twitter at all, really. But specifically the for you tab was always awful

 

never had a Twitter account

/look at me

 

never had a Facebook account

/look at me

 

What is wrong with both of you?

 

That must make this thread really lame for people who are extremely online

 

If I was probably two years younger, then I probably would have had one when it really took off. But, I'm not and have had zero interest to ever get one.

 

That makes sense. It started getting traction my senior year of high school (I still remember waiting until I had my .edu email so I could sign up). And then it was a must have in college

if you missed that window then I’m right with you. I haven’t had an actual Facebook in about 15 years

 

Same and same

 

more impressed by the engineering on those jeans tbh

 

For real. My friend broke it like the first time we tried to transform it.

 

Snapped a picture of this in the bathroom of a diner in Raymond, Washington.

 

Hell ya brother

 

When I click show ignored content

 

ART FRAHM!

I mean, *ahem*, Art Frahm.

 

Reminds me of

 

I think I’ve gotten too old for humor bc I don’t really get the last few #humor tweets y’all found on twitter

 

Lotta CACs itt

 

My wife and I tell each “you can’t be talking like that white baby” all the time

 

He called the shit poop

 

I had to do some research. We need to keep up with the times.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English

 

The Paralympics swimming is crazy. Seems wild to make the guy head-bunt the wall.

 

So it’s not chile (like the country) it’s ch-isle (rhymes with smile). No clue if I understand it yet though.

 

God damn you crackers,

Oooooh child == Oooooh chile (The latter is often how you would write it online)

It's still pronounced the same way. It's a damn play on words with the country of Chile using AAVE.

 

African American vernacular English

 

I think

 

Someday, we'll put it together and we'll get it undone

 

Someday, when your head is much lighter

 

CAC stands for common access cards.

 

The OP from the tweet didn’t understand that the “chile” on the Lollapalooza poster meant the country Chile and thought Olivia was trying to sound black

 

I'm still pretty lost here but I'm finally at the stage of old where I don't actually care that much about really learning what it means. I've got a basic enough understanding from all you good folks over the past few posts. That's enough for me.

 

You can’t be talking like that white poster

 

The idea of a white Jesus still exists and it bothers me. Jesus was a Latin American.

 

jesus christ had dreads so shake 'em