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That's the first thing you thought of after reading that tweet?

 

Nm

 

put those dicks away

 

How does a 50-year-old not know what the VMAs are?

 

Im not fifty I just didn’t know who that attractive young woman is

 

Incredible update

 

Haven't laughed this hard in a while

 

Lmao wtf. I can't imagine a more terrifying spotter situation

 

I would hang a small tv in every room and keep that on a loop

 

That spotter situation is having 911 queued up and ready to hit send, nothing else lol.

 

oh God this is my life

 

Every day

 

She needs to be paraded through town with this going on

 

I would be filing for divorce

 

I'm so happy I'm divorced

 

If he had been communicating better, speaking her love language, and taken the trash out the FIRST time she asked back in '22, then she wouldn't have acted like this.

 

I can hear my wife in the middle of that now as I'm figuring it out and trying to tell her.
"Just because you're an engineer doesn't mean you know everything "

 

I had a heart palpitation every time she would switch more than two bottles at a time. I had a lot of heart palpitations

 

Vaxxed?

 

legit would result in threats of divorce because I can’t help but be like no bitch why don’t you get it!!!

 

That guy is what 4 feet tall?

 

“Don’t lawyer me!”

 

Uhh filibuster

 

I gotta admit that yall lawyers are way worse about it

 

oh we’re the worst

 

You’ve got this all wrong, friend. Your wife is not opposing counsel, she’s the Court. You can advocate passionately yet respectfully but sometimes it just doesn’t break your way.

If you’re poly, it’s en banc

 

Imagine having the energy to be poly

 

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!