Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

What Facebook hell hole did you find this in?

 

Twas on Twitter

 

Using the term “sluts” is pretty gross these days. Probably more aptly described as the LeBron of thirst traps.

 

Also more like the James Harden of Thirst traps.

 

you don’t need chat gpt. you need to join an offshoot of a college football recruiting message board.

 

He’s my guy guy

 

guys

 

The first part of this NYT cooking review really got me

Spoiler

 

breakfast crew is missing a perfect eggbite guy

 

I feel attacked

 

Based on this Texas is still in the wrong conference.

 

I remember when I moved from Kansas to Chicago years ago and being baffled that people here thought northern Illinois was more true midwest than Kansas. How can you get more middle and west than Kansas?

 

Glen Ellyn is as Midwest as you can get in Chicago

 

I feel like we plains folk consider those states as too ‘rust belt’-y to be Midwest and they consider these states too ‘plains’-y to be Midwest.

 

Cleaning lady left her flip flops behind once and for a time there was absolutely zero convincing my wife that that's what happened.

 

How was the sex?

 

@marcus

 

You are think of West being west of the Mississippi, Chicago considers itself as Midwest as West being Western hemisphere.

 

Kind of really want

 

i think I’d eat them on nachos or on a sandwich/bun

 

Or with my hands dipped in mustard

 

I read this as your hands slathered in mustard before you take each bite. And I think you're on to something.

 

how soon we forget

 

yeah, there should be a comma somewhere.

 

And some hand towels

 

Not certain I’ve ever seen anything more incorrect

 

Men only want the bottom, because they think it will get them the top.

 

Women can be douchebags too

 

nvm source removed

 

me walking into the bar

me after 3.5 hours at the bar