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  1. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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  2. colonelrascals

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    You ok?
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yes just saying I didn’t learn what actual French toast was until much later in life. Steaks were also a huge shock to me when I figured out in my mid-20’s why people like them
     
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  4. Eathan Edwards

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    Is your mother Truman?
     
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  5. Eathan Edwards

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    I have so many questions but don't want to derail the thread.
     
  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The thread on random thoughts?
     
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  7. Clown

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    How do you burn spaghetti besides not using water in the pot
     
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  8. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    The French toast I grew up with is definitely not what it is supposed to be. Thin ass wonder bread should never be used
     
  9. Eathan Edwards

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    Not stirring and too little water are the usual suspects.
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    Spaghetti all’assassina is actually all the rage right now
     
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  11. Clown

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    I make French toast with Hawaiian rolls and it's :feedme:
     
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  12. Eathan Edwards

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    Not related to burning it but we had a place out here with Spaghetti Mi Gente which I thought was great.

    For the whites - it was basically what Mexican households grew up with as their usual spaghetti dish. Spicy as shit with Chicken and a word play on Al Dente.
     
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  13. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    3/3. I actually don’t cuss much at all unless I’m watching sports. Then I more than make up for it.

     
  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Based on Dirt's late night husking he might be the biggest genius on the planet
     
  15. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
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    The cursing often is probably just saying what the fuck when a idiot does or says something.
     
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  16. Roy

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    3/3 I’m messy, I stay up too late, and I cuss a lot at myself for being a fucking idiot
     
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  17. steamengine

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    Someone in the comments said this is what we call “CauCajun” and that made me laugh. Old girl can go.

     
  18. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    Correct
     
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  19. MLS

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    Pretty sure we've had three of this exact same situation this year already, and second Subaru

     
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  20. Duck70

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    My mother would burn the fuck out of chicken all the time, on purpose. Legit black.

    Took awhile to bounce back from that.
     
  21. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Spaghetti Assassina?
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Noodles were fine it was the ground beef. She’d cook it until it was rock hard so it was like a bunch of crunchy pebbles in the spaghetti sauce.
     
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  23. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm sorry, I didn't know I couldn't go that way.
     
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  24. Hank Scorpio

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    :blech:

    My wife grew up in a similar situation. It took me forever to convince her that red meat being pink on the inside is actually a good thing. The rest of her family still hasn't caught on though. Anytime we eat with them and they order a burger or steak, they still ask for it well done.
     
  25. Biship

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    My mom also cooked everything to well done.

    Didn’t Have medium rare beef until I was 18
     
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  26. Name P. Redacted

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    You can take the man out of the south, but you can’t take the south out of the man
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yeah she still makes a scrunched up “eww” face if we’re eating steaks and they’re pink. Tbf she’s pretty much a vegetarian and only really likes seafood. She could never eat beef, chicken or pork again and never miss it. She will always order a black bean burger over a regular beef burger because she just likes them more
     
  28. Hank Scorpio

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    I mean that's probably for the best, both in terms of flavor and health. I'd probably be a pescatarian if my wife liked seafood.
     
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  29. zeberdee

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    obviously wouldn't describe overcooked pasta as "burnt" but it is terrible when it's cooked into mush.
     
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  30. MLS

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    Is nothing sacred?

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  31. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    This is how I prepare food for my family. You can never be too safe when it comes to the well-being of your loved ones.
     
  32. Tricky Dick

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  33. Simon Templar

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    I like that tablecloth! The pattern is pleasing to the eye
     
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  34. Tricky Dick

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    !!Grazie!!
     
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  35. ned's head

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    This man is really going to teach the board a new tasty dish and link to a wiki page and not a recipe?

    :theswarm:
     
  36. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    As mentioned by myself and others I had no idea you could order beef any other way than well done until I was in my 20’s. My mind was blown away. Always ate it well done with a ton of steak sauce.
     
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  37. Tricky Dick

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  38. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    New Orleans is one of the best vibes there is in the US.
     
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  39. One Two

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    Sure but those vibes started in Mobile, Alabama
     
  40. bruce bowen

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    Same, still fire and Id put down 6+ pieces.

    My Mom also makes very unique pancakes. Very thin crepe-like, crispy edges. Probably why I’m not the biggest fan of traditional fluffy pancakes.
     
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  41. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    I miss getting black out drunk in Haley's.
     
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  42. Seavie

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  43. Saul Shabazz

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  44. wes tegg

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    True, but she’s two and a half hours away from New Orleans.
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    Maybe with that attitude.
     
  46. HotMic

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    I stopped at McD’s to grab a sprite. Bravo to the worker with a mind as juvenile as mine:

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