Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. SugarShaun

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    There's also a r/sharpiechallenge

    But those 2 seem to take it fairly serious that it’s a sharpie and not a pen
     
  2. Homo Erectus

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    I don't believe you. Pretty sure I just came up with that.
     
  3. ned's head

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    Is someone going to have to make a writing instruments and associated insertions thread like I did for pubes and tats?
     
  4. Celemo

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  5. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    yeah but how fast do you type?
     
  6. hensleya

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    100 strokes a minute.
     
  7. Fusiontegra

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  8. Nandor the Relentless

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    WHERE ARE THE PENS?
     
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  9. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother here I go I’m gonna peacefully drink
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    what the fuck
     
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  10. TheFreak55

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  11. bro

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  12. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  13. kinghill

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    In the past 24 hours I've turned into a pen connoisseur if you will. My top vote goes to this silver pen:

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  14. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  15. Greybeard

    Greybeard Livin' the dream.

    Solid choice.
     
  16. TC

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    Love the open concept
     
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  17. bigred77

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    Can't believe no mention of the commercial grade kitchen
     
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  18. ned's head

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    Two half baths, technically
     
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  19. Nandor the Relentless

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    Some real interesting possibilities to work with with the drive thru as well. Imagine telling the DoorDash driver to pull around to the drive thru to deliver the food lol
     
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  20. Robert Randolph

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    I've got a Tornado Retro 51 - the ink is too wet, as I'm a lefty. I have to stick to ball points and my brand is Zebra.

    Zebra, F-301 and F-402s to be precise - in the full arsenal of Black, blue and red. Two of each in my work station, one of each in my work bag, which, why not let's discuss - a alternate randomly between JCrew's British Khaki Wallace & Barnes laptop bag the the Mtn. HardWear/Cole Haan collaboration Zerogrand Commuter Pack.

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  21. buckwild

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  22. Nandor the Relentless

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    I’ve always liked those pens
     
  23. HotMic

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    Check out this insane shot. Definitely need the sound on for the full effect:

     
  24. a.tramp

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    You pull that kind of shit around here again and you are getting your ticket punched on the ignore train, pal!
     
  25. HotMic

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    :shrug:
     
  26. Duck70

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  27. ono

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    Given the location, it's targeting someone looking to expand their methamphetamine operation.
     
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  28. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Can you please please please stop with the pen bullshit already
     
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  30. bro

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    No
     
  31. HotMic

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  32. Fusiontegra

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    I....I was looking for a pen to be sticking out of that cow's ass.
     
  33. Taffy

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    Not boobs or pens, but just saw this posted on Facebook: Tree in Wales gets struck by lightning, artist carves it into a 50ft arm & hand
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  34. ScFan27

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    Woulda been cooler if he carved it into boobs with a pen sticking out between them.
     
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  35. Fabulousthundercock

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    I know I’ve been negative In this thread before and I’m trying to make a conscious effort to stop, but aside from being skinny and having a quality nipple to boob ratio— and red hair bc I like red hair— this women is legit ugly.

    I would have sex with her, but I would not let her face kiss my face or my penis.
     
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  36. Taffy

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    Fixed
     
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  37. BuckeyeRiot

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  38. Taffy

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  39. SugarShaun

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    Just say you think her face is ugly and the rest is good rather than name off basically everything you can see in the pic that isn’t her face as things you like
     
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  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    She’s not even ugly. She might could be classified as “not pretty” but there’s no way she’s ugly.
     
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  41. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    Dude, give him a break. He's making an effort to be positive.
     
  42. Todd Bonzales

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    To be fair, most of these southern hilljacks are used to seven to eight gallons of makeup on their women.
     
  43. SugarShaun

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    Yeah but when you have a fabulous thundercock, you tend to have a higher standard
     
  44. BuckeyeRiot

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    To each their own, but if that’s ugly I’d love to see his line of demarcation.
     
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  45. SugarShaun

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    Like the English
     
  46. Emma

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  47. BuckeyeRiot

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  48. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    I need to find more ways to use “hilljacks” in my daily conversations.
     
  49. SugarShaun

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  50. Emma

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    God bless Reddit
     
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