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  1. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Much like a shrimp is a roach, a crab is a spider. #Icky seafood things
     
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  2. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Quit playing crab ass
     
  3. TC

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    I've read the Wiki on these things many times. There's a shit ton of them on Christmas Island, which is a place I've also read the Wiki of
     
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  4. PeterGriffin

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    Christmas Island does not seem to be the happy place one might initially think from the name.
     
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  5. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Well that didn’t take long.
     
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  6. bro

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    what a "final show" it was.
     
  7. Seavie

    Seavie Loading tweet...
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    Kept waiting for something like this to happen[​IMG]
     
  8. SpartanGA

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    meanest mofos. Don’t fuck with a wild boar

    Hakuna Matata
     
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  9. CloudBerry

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    I think we should surrender now
     
  10. Joe Withabee

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  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Squid Game 2 looks like shit.
     
  12. bigred77

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    Those guys would be the perfect defense for a navy seal with an AK
     
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  13. pearl

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  14. Professor Moriarty

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    Not uncommon. My wife’s aunt’s husband is Chinese/Jamaican. My son’s best friend’s mom is Chinese/Trinny and the food is amazing.
     
  15. TableKnight

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    That brings back memories of the Cuban Chinese place I used to go to in Hialeah as a kid. Best black beans and rice with wonton soup money could buy.
     
  16. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  17. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
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    As a kid we all thought about it. This hero is living the dream.
    :americafuckyeah: :americafuckyeah: :americafuckyeah:
     
  18. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Running story was that Arkansas saw how Colorado runs their mascot onto the field to lead the team and decided we wanted to do the same thing.

    They got a pack of wild boars which they started to try and train with a trainer that they could run onto the field.

    Apparently after several weeks and several medical incidents; they trashed the program and donated the boars to a zoo. The damn things kept charging and attacking the trainers to the point of needing to get medical care. This happened several times and they could never get the boars to settle down.

    Now we bring a medically sedated boar which is well fed and contained in a giant metal cage and it sits on the sidelines the entire game.
     
  19. laxjoe

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    does it not have lane assist as well?
     
  20. laxjoe

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    take it the garfield thread
     
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  21. Corky Bucek

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  22. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  23. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    As a kid, nothing was worse than my dad taking me to Home Depot or Lowe’s and following him around as he looked at things for what felt like a million hours.
     
  24. bigred77

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    They could have saved a lot of money just teaching the animals to cross at the signs instead of teaching them to all use that bridge
     
  25. goheels10

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    Same here. But now that im older I realize my dad is the kind of guy who is in and out of a store in like 10 minutes. Crazy how slow time moves when you’re a kid.

    also, I do this shit to my kid about once every two weeks. I’m also the type of person who is in and out as fast as I can.

    Tldr i am my dad
     
  26. bro

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    Just drove around banff 2 years ago. Didn’t see anything like that but maybe I missed it. Such an awesome place to visit.
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    My dad used to build wood furniture as a hobby. He was actually really good at it. When I was 13ish I found a couple his Playboys from 1995, in some short cabinets he made from wood I probably painstakingly watched him pick out.

    Nancy Sinatra might be 81 now, but she forever has my heart.
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  28. Kinghorn817

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    What a fucking ass hole
     
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  29. IanBoyd

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  30. IanBoyd

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    I'd sooner try to fuck with a lion than a god damn warhog.
     
  31. Joe Withabee

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    I would’ve pet it properly behind the ear and we’d be friends forever
     
  32. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Shouldn’t have been downwind of ol’ Pumba there.
     
  33. shaolin5

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  34. bro

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  35. El Tiburon

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    Alternative headline: “Elk Successfully Files for Divorce”
     
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  36. a.tramp

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    Alternate alternate: Elk is tired after 2 years of bullshit.
     
  37. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  38. TC

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    That's peak October right there
     
  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Damn, this got me good. :laugh:
     
  40. Drown ‘Em

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    Who knew that our very own Tobias played such a huge role in the development of Scorpion?
     
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  41. TC

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    Presumably everyone on this board knows about Noob Saibot
     
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  42. adephoi

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    Didn’t read the twitter comments or replies but if they had a saw, why didn’t they cut the tire off instead of his antlers? May not make a huge difference but it seems less damaging to the animal. Either way, glad he’s free of that tire. Can’t imagine the shit the other Elk gave him.
     
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  43. Willpépé

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    They tried to, couldn't get through the bead.
     
  44. HotMic

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    Boon sounds like Dane Cook
     
  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    There was some steel in the tire they couldn't cut through and they couldn't pull the tire off of him without cutting off his antlers.
     
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  46. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Alternate to alternate of alternate: “unassuming tire speared by wild elk reunited with 1964 tractor after missing for 2 years”
     
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  47. BuckeyeRiot

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    You’re making me feel like quite the Noob but, who?
     
  48. TC

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    Secret character on Mortal Kombat II. Name of two of the creators backwards (Boon, Tobias = Noob Saibot.)