Reading some of these tells me that not everyone spent their mid(16)-late teens/early 20s constantly figuring out a way to have sex with a girl.
I out-kicked my coverage with a girl at the bars. After making out a bit she asked me to her place. When we get there her roommate opens his door, I introduce myself and he says he cant shake my hand because his are messy. I respond “Why, because you just masturbated?” “No, Im painting” Girl goes into his room, they talk while i sit on the couch, she comes back and we make out for a sec before she comes up with an excuse to get me to leave. My Moms an artist, thats all I had to say, I dont know why I blurted that masturbation comment out.
Where those guys go, and their mission, they are absolutely fucking insane. Not sure if you are into pods but there is one called Combat Story, they profile elite forces, so good.
One time in like Junior year in High School this girl who I was always crushed on (but she always had a longterm bf) messaged me on AIM that her BF just dumped her because she really wanted to have sex and he wouldn't because he was religious. Her line was something like "I know you're not religious. I would do anything, put it anywhere. I think I'd be good at it ;P " and I was like "oh wow what is this doofus thinking dumping this horny girl?" and just left it at that. She then got a new boyfriend a few weeks later and I died. We later hooked up during college winter break and she wanted me to put my finger in her butt, so I did. She is now a tenured Professor at Dartmouth at the age of 34.
I remember going home from a bar with a girl who was obviously DTF and accepting her offer to smoke pot and put on Radiohead when we got there. That definitely did not progress to sex
My shambolic inefficiency stretches back to like third grade. I love that us losers have found a community here.
I was hosting a party at my house, and a female friend kept pulling me aside to tell me she really wanted to hook up with one of my close friends. I knew he was into her too, so I decided to intervene. I told her that she could have the master bedroom, and that I’d tell my buddy he could sleep in there too. I tracked down my buddy and told him she was in there and didn’t want to sleep alone because she was afraid a guy she didn’t know would climb in bed with her in the middle of the night. I ran into her outside about an hour later and asked her what she was doing out there. She rolled her eyes and said he climbed in bed with her and said “glad we have a comfortable bed. Welp, goodnight!” and was snoring a few minutes later. Over 20 years later, and I still give him hell on a regular basis for it.
I think the only real one I can remember was a girl I was dating in high school. We were at a small, drug-centric, get-together, and started fooling around in some bedroom. I couldn't get it up because my brain couldn't focus on the activity due to a mix of acid, weed, and X. We broke up a couple weeks later and never had sex. Side note: she's married to a woman
You know who doesn't have to worry about not being able to get their dicks hard because of dug usage? Women. It's basically science.
One of my HS friends told me like a week after I graduated from HS that there was a girl that had a crush on me for like 3 years. They didn’t tell me who it was, to this day I never figured it out with any certainty. So there’s that.