Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    masculine [x]
    flamboyant [x]
    quietly sort of queer-coded [x]
     
  2. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Like if Freddie Mercury kind of let himself go
     
  3. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Looks kinda like Mac's dad
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Not sure if there’s a thread but anyone dealing with arthritis? It’s gotten to the point where I can’t use my hands when I wake up and have to give them time before I can use my mouse and keyboard for work. My right index finger was crushed in a work accident a few years ago and is now useless before around noon when I can get it to start working. The rest is pretty much just aches. It may be genetic as my grandmother has had debilitating arthritis in her hands since before I was even born.
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Never understood the chain mail. Like it was the 80’s and you’re a super military trained villain. You’d have access to actual bulletproof vests, but nope. Chainmail.
     
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  6. Redav

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    He also was doughy as hell. Weird casting choice
     
  7. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    This was my reporting week for jury duty. Thought I was pretty lucky to have it fall on the short week, meaning I'd only have to dodge it for four days instead of five.

    After three days of nothing, of course I get called in on the last day. I don't mind it as much because this year I don't have to go downtown due to being assigned to a local courthouse.
     
  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Just looked him up and he was the main villain in The Road Warrior.
     
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  9. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Did his golf swing improve? I'm listening.
     
  10. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    There used to be a gout thread iirc. Prayers sent
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I mean I know it’s coming in my hands for sure. The ortho dr told me that worked on my index finger. Said my knuckles were bad and to expect it and I don’t know if it’s genetic but my grandmother’s knuckles look like ping pong balls now.
     
  12. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    You must come from a long line of excessive masterbaters. It must run in your jeans.
     
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  13. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    https://dangerousminds.net/comments...bout_his_commando_characters_sexuality_a_chat

    Good article backing up your thought. It suggests the reason for the animosity Bennett had towards Matrix was from unrequited feelings. And the motivation to kill him was a “if I can’t have him, then no one can” situation. It also breaks down the wardrobe choice. Which seems intentional despite what the director says.
     
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  14. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    Ozempic and similar drugs are super effective, bet he gets down to 250 or lower
     
  15. Nug

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    Just saw two birds fucking in a tree limb from my porch. Never actually witnessed that before.

    Dude just flew off after finishing the deed, female is still chilling in the post-coitus glow. Love is a beautiful thing.
     
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  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    They fuck fast
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    What you want me to stop breathing as well?
     
  18. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Did u meet James Marsden ?
     
  19. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Don't have to report until 10:45 pst so I'll let you know.
     
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  20. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    only saw like 2 episodes but Marsden was pretty funny in what I saw. When the kid told him he watched Sonic and the subsequent disappointment when he found out the kid only rented it instead of buying it thus costing him a dollar in earnings fucking cracked me up
     
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  21. Celemo

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    went and took a look at Marsden's IMDB,,,jesus fuck he's been in a ton of fucking stuff

    had no idea he played John Wilkes Booth in Zoolander :roll:
     
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  22. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    27 Dresses, Benny and the Jets bar scene.
     
  23. Bricktop the white

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    My favorite part of commando is that arnold's gun safe is

    1. Just a vault door built into a regular house, so you could easily punch through the walls to get in

    2. The keycode to get in is just 1-3. Two digits. No star or pound sign. Youve got a 10 year old daughter and the way you protect her from enough guns to start the apocalypse is a two digit code.
     
  24. Celemo

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    Rex fucking Lafferty
    [​IMG]
     
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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    James Mardsen is fucking great and rumored to be appearing as Cyclops in the new Deadpool movie which would be fantastic with him and Ryan Reynolds.
     
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  26. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    My wife went to the same school as marsden and claims her locker was by his younger sister.
     
  27. Redav

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    Him and his daughter randomly petting a deer in the opening credits

    Arnold nonchalantly carrying a log over his should that would easily weigh over 1000 lbs in real life

    The wire is visible when he drops Sully off the cliff

    The car sounds like it has a barely functioning engine when the woman drives it but when Arnold drives it sounds like a muscle car.

    The steel drum score that plays basically throughout the movie <--- my favorite
     
  28. dump

    dump Avid watcher of women’s sports
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    I mean wasnt he already Cyclops in the old Xmen movies
     
  29. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    (Adam Sandler):
    Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin

    (Man):
    Nice to meet you Barry

    (Adam Sandler):
    Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if
    These people are havin' sex..

    (Man):
    Yeah?

    (Adam Sandler):
    See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center

    (Man):
    Uh huh

    (Adam Sandler):
    I'm pressing play...Now

    {Moans and screams}
    Male: Oh, oh
    Male: We're two guys fucking...
    Male: Oh fuck it
    Male: We're two guys fucking!
    Male: Oh yeah... yeah!
    Male: Ram it harder, harder
    Male: Yeah!
    Male: Slap my ass. Slap it! Ow god. Oh shit, fuck it!

    (Adam Sandler):
    And what do you think?

    (Man):
    Uh, that was two gay men having sex

    (Adam Sandler):
    No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls.
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    There are definitely no dumbbells in here, only my balls.
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yeah and he’s rumored to be reprising it alongside Hugh Jackman as Wolverine from that universe.
     
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  32. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  33. ~ taylor ~

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    Shoot it all over me!
     
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  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    1) Marsden rocks in everything he’s in
    2) The last time I was in a jury pool, the actor who played Stanley in Kingpin and the bartender in Dumb and Dumber was also there.
     
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  35. Nug

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    I have never been selected for jury duty. Or never received a notice or anything.
     
  36. Clown Baby

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    You’ll never know the thrill of receiving a $25 check in the mail like two months later. And they’d obviously excuse your ass immediately
     
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  37. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I got called once. I was supposed to be there for a week I think but already had a move scheduled. On the first day I said something to the whatever it’s called and he looked down at a piece of paper and looked back up and excused me
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    The “whatever it’s called” could be a lot of different people!
     
  39. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I got a free passport. I tried to get one expedited and of course it didn’t make it in time. Didn’t matter because the trip didn’t happen but they never cashed the check I mailed in with my renewal and the passport just showed up. Never got any notification it was on the way either which I was under the impression was supposed to happen
     
  40. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    The guy that was the point of contact for all of the people there for jury duty
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    Where was this
     
  42. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I’m not a snitch
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    I’m just curious because I know you’re on assignment a lot and, of course, different rules for different places. But I’m going to take a wild guess and say common pleas
     
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  44. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Oh it was at home. Yeah that was it
     
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  45. The Blackfish

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    How often do you check your mailbox
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    My reading of it is that Nug left the country to avoid jury duty and I’m submitting a bar complaint as we speak
     
  47. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    I have a virtual mailbox that alerts me when I get mail. I don't have like a property address that receives mail in the US so maybe that's why?
     
  48. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Only if it takes chest compressions to continue
     
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  49. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    [​IMG]
     
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  50. Nug

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    Wait how often does everyone else get jury summons? Is it weird that I've never had one?
     
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