Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

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  1. Celemo

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    redhead's cute
     
  2. Popovio

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    Andie MacDowell came into my work earlier today. Total gmilf.
     
  3. Tiffin

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    Venison hash for dinner :blessed:
     
  4. Truman

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    I havent had venison in a while. :(
     
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  5. Tiffin

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    This is not how you midBest
     
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  6. Nug

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    venison has never done it for me. Not a fan.

    Still love you tiff bb
     
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  7. Tiffin

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    Meh. When treated right most venison roasts taste like beef. A backstrap steak might have a little more flavor.

    Most people's problem with the taste of venison come from not aging the meat properly or not removing enough fat/tendons/membranes etc when butchering.

    But to each his own, much love babe.
     
  8. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Sounds like something powe would say.
     
  9. hudson

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    I always get venison burgers when I’m in Estes park.
     
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  10. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Legal limit was like 0.15 back then too
     
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  12. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  13. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Taking sexual harassment training and someone put a "that's what she said" joke in there and I'm laughing way too hard

    It was on a telecon. Some guy read it out loud.
     
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  14. Celemo

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    Sexual Harassment Training is usually good for a solid laugh or two
     
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  15. Truman

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  16. Nug

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    Thought of bertwing and 35-40 feral hogs
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  17. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Big yikes sheiky baby
     
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  18. Truman

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  19. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    My favorite one was on the topic of inappropriate or unwanted touch, and touching a coworker's hair was in there. So some weirdo was clearly doing it to the point that HR became aware
     
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  20. spagett

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    I want to know the reason the girl in the Jared commercial was in the hospital

    She's awfully emotional about her husband helping her walk again. If it was a broken wrist, I don't wanna hear it
     
  21. ~ taylor ~

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    AIDS
     
  22. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  23. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    She got gang banged by a football team. Only took months of no sex to recover.
     
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  24. Corky Bucek

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. ARSENAL

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    How the hall are y’all getting tiktoks to imbed on here? Tia
     
  26. myquarterback

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    They downloaded a new version from the balloon.
     
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  27. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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  28. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Copy link from the app, paste into your browser URL bar, this creates a new and longer URL. Copy that new url and paste into your post.
     
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  29. Boo MFer!

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    If you’re driving in an empty parking lot and there are open spots on both sides, are you more likely to park on the left or right? Easily left for me.
     
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  30. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Left gives an easier approach, not hard to figure out.
     
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  31. Boo MFer!

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    If there’s an empty parking lot and I’m parking right, I’m going way wide anyway to turn. Or I’m at least driving in the middle of the path.
     
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  32. bigred77

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    Backing in
     
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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Bold.
     
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  34. seanofthedead86

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    Assuming it's not a one-way parking lot lane, backing in to the right side is my go-to.
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    Parking lots with the angled spots are the best and easiest to get in/out of.
     
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  36. JonathanCoachman

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    I've been wrong about every fanbase I've ever called "The worst fanbase in all of sports". UConn Women's Basketball fans have all the qualities that make a fanbase terrible. An insane sense of entitlement, overwhelmingly white in a sport with mostly black athletes and the anxiety that their reign of supremacy is ancient history. Such a fascinating species.
     
  37. Homo Erectus

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    Parking is for pussies. I like to pick up my car and sit it down in the parking space
     
  38. Geno is probably worse of an asshole than guys like coach k and boehim but just does not get enough credit for it, props to him
     
  39. Nug

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    What do you do that regularly brings you into contact with UConn women's basketball fans, and how does that become a topic of constant conversation?
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

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    I haven't until yesterday. Dawn Staley and Geno got in a fight after UConn lost to the Gamecocks and that is where I began encountering them.
     
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  41. TC

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    Can't stand the people at Publix who "pull through" into an angled spot so they're facing the wrong way when they pull out.

    Makes me want to meet them in a Publix parking lot
     
  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    We play them yearly bro. They haven't won in a few years at this point
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, these people are awful.
     
  44. Tangman

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    I'd imagine South Carolina and UConn fans interact quite regularly online given the strength of the respective schools WBB programs
     
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  45. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Oh and don't forget the 2009 Papa John's bowl when we lost to UConn.

    God knows I haven't
     
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  46. TC

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    Beat that ass in a baseball Super Regional in 2012 though :smugdog:
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

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    Was Springer on that UConn team?
     
  48. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Park in the right one because no one can park next to you on the driver's side
     
  49. Jimmy the Saint

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    I'd prefer to encompass all UConn basketball fans in this generalization. Very underrated terrible fan base.
     
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  50. seanofthedead86

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    Bothers the shit out of me too. Regularly see dumbasses pull through to park in the angled spots and then drive off going the wrong direction.
     
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