Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

had a kid on the freshman football team that liked to go around with a staple gun and staple peoples compression shorts to their ass.

 

We called this kill pong.

Also fond memories of Roman candle wars on July 4th and NYE.

 

We would do roman candle wars. We would also get 1" or 2" pvc pipes and shoot bottle rockets at each other with them. Our parents were surprisingly fine with this if we wore goggles.

 

We did this too. We shot the bottle rockets out of the hole in the end of a whiffle bat.

 

OK

At my friend's bachelor party a few years ago we played the "slap game." Rock, paper, scissors and the winner got to slap the loser in the face. We did this for 3 days straight, including inside of a packed casino elevator

 

This sounds incredibly annoying and like a complete buzzkill

 

No buzz was killed let me assure you

 

layup, obviously. do y'all even probability theory and expected returns.

 

Look at this guy who can’t shoot 5% from 3

 

yep

 

especially not with money on the line. I'm 38, white, and an academic. Give me the free truck.

 

peppers are fruit

 

Local minor league team just won the league championship in walk off fashion after Leading until the 8th inning. Cheap beers and 50% off merch since it was last game of the season. Absolute blast. Go Travs #Arkansas Razorbacks

 

Rockhounds shoulda had that.

 

oh fuck, I had thought game was tomorrow night!

 

They had me scared at the end there. Truly a great game, both had offensive outburst in one inning and the rest was a dogfight.

 

I will never understand the whole Olive thing

 

devastating news for One Two

 

Devastating? He’s gonna go raid his retirement fund to purchase the mother-load at a huge discount. He will be set for life.

 

No olive tacos for either of you

 

I find this surprising

 

But have you had a Minnesota Martini? Tap beer of choice plus olives.

 

Baron is gonna be so pissed when he finds out

 

I may live in Ohio but I have never owned anything from Salt Life

 

I like black olives on white people tacos.

I also like not white people tacos.

 

The duality of man

 

that it’s devastating for One Two ? he literally texted me asking for style advice because his “favorite menswear store closed abruptly” and he “might have date next week” (skeptical)

 

He meant a court date

 

This is where you lost the plot lol

 

On pizza or in a salad.

 

I'll probably get shit for this, but starting a sentence with an emphatic "y'all" makes me cringe so hard, moreso if you actually type it out. There's nothing wrong with using the word, but seeing pre-recorded videos of people immediately starting with something like "Y'all, we have a problem with ..." seems too performative.

 

So there is a finite number of white trash morons in this country. Maybe there is hope for democracy!

 

My best guess is it's the mark of a lady getting fucked on the hood of a car where one leg is pulled up.

 

Reverse image search just gives lots of etsy /ebay links. Seems like its just a popular sticker
? idk. There are different colors and you can get names under them lol

 

Tegg has never seen the female form before so you've got to forgive him.

 

It's a reference to

Spoiler

sex

 

Feels like people have had weird sex bumper stickers since forever.

 

maybe they like to eat ass

 

I assume it's from below, it'd be the imprint you left on the hood or wherever

 

Naive Tegg: "I don't get it. Are they wrestling?"

 

When I was a kid I xerox copied my ass cheeks on our copy machine and posted it on our fridge and got ridiculed by my parents because I didn’t realize my ballsack was also pressed down against the glass

 

Tangentially, why are there so many "student driver" bumper stickers?