Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

things that make me go hmmmmm

1) MS 365 renewal just went through recently and the day after I get a phishing attempt email that looked very similar, one of those "thanks for your purchase" with a phishing link

2) I logged into SSA gov site yesterday for the first time in a long time to check up on things. Today? This -

 

your porn ate your browser

 

I hate it when my dishes chafe.

 

Barry is a saint

 

Pick up chipotle like a hour ago, see this dude's face and can quickly tell something might be off with this guy but wasn't anything too noticeable. While I'm in line, he starts going table by table making sure the chairs are neat then starts going back and forth between the worker's area and the drink area. Grabs new utensils, napkins, and then tries to fill up the ice machine which was the first time one of the workers kinda stop him. All the workers have the same wtf is going on with this guy expressions that I have. He wasn't out of control or violent or anything and seemed to be having a great time, either on some drug or just a straight looney tune. Not exactly sure what he was gonna do after this but wasn't sticking around.

 

Pretending to be an employee? Sounds like this autistic guy who tries to drive the NYC subway train all the time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_McCollum

 

I have an insane amount of experience with autism, you can’t rule it out but never seen anything close to that

The expression in this world is if you know 1 person with autism, you know 1 person with autism

Good night

 

18 total years behind bars because he wants to drive buses and trains, and he will not be denied

 

just paid off the last chunk of student loans i had left with sofi. six figures of debt finally done after 8 years

 

So the Dunk Tank Wikipedia entry might be one of the most surprisingly racist things I’ve ever seen. Just open the origins tab

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunk_tank

 

Well, ill never look at that dumb thing at the carnival or kids elementary field day the same again

 

The cucking stool lol

 

Not to be confused with drunk tank

 

I hate being in that purgatory where you have a fingernail that is about to fall off but ain’t quite there yet.

 

My brother in christ, they make tools for this

 

Some house jn our neighborhood had a sign about how evil Halloween is and that it celebrates the devil and to praise Jesus.

then got mad bc people kept taking pictures out of the sign

 

Like, going to the doctor? If I pull it off now there will be blood everywhere. Not quite ready to come off.

 

You aren’t thinking about the quarter the toenail fairy will leave you if you put it under your pillow.

 

I was told it was only a dime. Brb, grabbing my pliers.

 

I did consider you meant the whole nail but it was funnier to think you couldn't handle a hangnail.

 

Spoiler: ick

 

Tiffin doesn't use hand tools very often

 

4 year old and a car door is all that is required.

 

Well that's just insulting. Rebuilt a car engine and built a shed this year. I KNOW TOOLS

 

I think like many of us he just assumed a tramp was continuing to outsource the manual labor to his brothers still.

 

I clicked one IG video of a woman trying on clothes and now I'm getting a lot more :/

 

I don't use Instagram much but know enough not to interact with something unless you definitely want to see more of that.

 

Same shit with kids toys. Comment for link.

 

I am highly disturbed. I kept finding these little moth things in the shower. Then I thought I saw this little speck in the shower moving. Bent down to the shower floor to inspect mid shower, and in fact , it was moving. A little almost microscopic worm thing. Then more tiny little moth thingys appeared over the course of a week. Did some research tonight. Drain flies. Fucking sick

 

That’s why I always keep that thang on me. Said thang:

 

I keep one of those locked and loaded in my kitchen for regular flies. I have kosher salt in it but I'm going to upgrade to ice cream salt. At point blank range , kosher salt will stun but typically not kill a house fly. For a large robust house fly, even at point blank range, kosher salt might not do shit

 

Bleach

 

The wife said her research indicated that bleach wouldn't do it but that it would require a combo of baking soda and vinegar. She had been dismissing my observations of shower worms as fantasy until I captured video evidence tonight and sent it to her , which has severely disturbed her .

 

We had a meal moth outbreak in our baking supplies recently. No clue where they came from but we had to pitch all of our flour, sugar, cornmeal, etc. Do not recommend.

 

Bleach works. It just needs to be a small amount and left overnight before running water through it. This will be my last helpful post until I return to shit posting

 

Sometimes these will get hijacked in hilarious ways because they are just using a comment-reply bot.

 

One Two is offering a lot of suggestions despite being the biggest moth apologist on the board

 

Hey bud if the light was on I can’t blame them

 

One “Hitler Had Some Good Ideas” Two

 

Say what you will about him he never sent the moths to the concentration camps

 

My life right now:

 

lol you’re gonna turn your shower into a model volcano to kill some bugs

just drop a M80 down the drain

 

Im loving it