Some days the world seems like a sad, terrible place...but then you find George Wallace's Twitter

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  2. NP13

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    why did i think he was dead?
     
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    Don't feel bad, so did I.
     
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    Thanks for this Moxin24

    Really has brightened my day. Several laughs had.
     
  11. Jim Brockmire

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    Because he is. Died in 1998.
     
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    I just watched Forrest Gump. Crazy.
     
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    wrong George Wallace...this one is still alive and kickin
     
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    That George Wallace would have a much less-cuddly Twitter...
     
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    @MrGeorgeWallace: Sad to announce I'm stepping down as Treasurer of the Aryan Brotherhood's Las Vegas chapter.
     
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  21. NoleNBlue

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    Seriously made my shitty day better
     
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    @MrGeorgeWallace: I coulda told y'all that #dolezal lady was white. She never called in sick. She wasn't late for shit all the time. Dead giveaway.
     
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    Thread delivers
     
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    Thank you for this.
     
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    even john adams used the word cac
     
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    George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
    This country went to hell when kids stopped wearin' those propeller hats. Let's put some damn propeller hats on these nasty ass kids.
     
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    George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
    Whoever Granny Smith was she was good as shit at apples. They don't name apples after people unless they were good as shit at apples.
     
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    George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
    Shout out to royal babies. I'm so sick of all these peasant babies everywhere. If your baby ain't royal get that shit outta my face.
     
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    Apparently he was the best man at Seinfeld's wedding
     
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    Just turned my wife onto his Twitter. TMB grapevine.
     
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